{"id":3678,"date":"2024-10-09T13:56:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T13:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3678"},"modified":"2024-10-09T13:56:30","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T13:56:30","slug":"sotia-domnule-doctor-nu-stiu-ce-se-intampla-cu-sotul-meu-ca-vorbeste-noaptea-in-somn-stimata-doamna-daca-ziua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3678","title":{"rendered":"Sotia: Domnule doctor nu stiu ce se intampla cu sotul meu ca vorbeste noaptea in somn. Stimata doamna daca ziua.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1001\" height=\"1016\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8390.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8390.jpeg 1001w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8390-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8390-768x780.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1001px) 100vw, 1001px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un violonist se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 concert \u015fi are surpriza s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 nevasta \u00een pat cu un vecin de pe palier. Indignat, violonistul prive\u015fte spre cuplu \u015fi url\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Ce cau\u0163i, domne\u2019, gol cu nevast\u0103-mea \u00een pat?<br>Lini\u015fte total\u0103, vecinul cu capul lipit de s\u00e2nul drept al femeii \u00eei zice:<br>-Ascult muzic\u0103, e divin!<br>-Ce muzic\u0103?, \u00eentreab\u0103 violonistul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Vecinul \u00eei face semn s\u0103 se aplece \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi lipeasc\u0103 urechea de cel\u0103lalt s\u00e2n.<br>Violonistul st\u0103 un timp cu urechea pe s\u00e2nul st\u00e2ng al nevestei sale \u015fi, nervos, spune:<br>-Nu aud nimic, nici vorb\u0103 de muzic\u0103\u2026<br>-Normal, spune vecinul, fiindc\u0103 nu e\u015fti, ca mine, b\u0103gat \u00een priz\u0103\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Casa unei blonde era in flacari. A sunat la 911 si incepu sa strige :<br>\u2013 Ajutati-ma va rog ! Imi arde casa ! Grabiti-va !<br>Operatorul ii spuse :<br>\u2013 Ok, calmati-va, vom ajunge in curand. Cum ajungem la casa dumneavoastra ?<br>La care blonda raspunse :<br>\u2013 Cu masina aia mare si rosie\u2026 Evident!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mai multi emigranti, la angajare, in America:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Printr-un translator, patronul intreaba :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva finisari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva confectii metalice ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva faiantari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patronul ii spune translatorului :- Spune-i romanului ca-l angajez , dar daca ma mai injura o data, pleaca\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un violonist se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 dup\u0103 concert \u015fi are surpriza s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 nevasta \u00een pat cu un vecin de pe palier. Indignat, violonistul prive\u015fte spre cuplu \u015fi url\u0103: -Ce cau\u0163i, domne\u2019, gol cu nevast\u0103-mea \u00een pat?Lini\u015fte total\u0103, vecinul cu capul lipit de s\u00e2nul drept al femeii \u00eei zice:-Ascult muzic\u0103, e divin!-Ce muzic\u0103?, \u00eentreab\u0103 violonistul. Vecinul &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia: Domnule doctor nu stiu ce se intampla cu sotul meu ca vorbeste noaptea in somn. Stimata doamna daca ziua..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3678\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia: Domnule doctor nu stiu ce se intampla cu sotul meu ca vorbeste noaptea in somn. 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