{"id":3674,"date":"2024-10-09T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3674"},"modified":"2024-10-09T12:01:02","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T12:01:02","slug":"strula-mosule-cum-e-mai-bine-sa-ma-insor-mai-devreme-sau-mai-tarziu-mai-strula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3674","title":{"rendered":"Strula: Mosule cum e mai bine sa ma insor mai devreme sau mai tarziu??? Mai strula\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"929\" height=\"895\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8384.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8384.jpeg 929w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8384-300x289.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8384-768x740.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 929px) 100vw, 929px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O bruneta sta pe marginea unei sosele si zice : 81, 81, 81.&nbsp;<br>O blonda trece pe acolo si o aude pe bruneta numar\u00e2nd.<br>\u2013 Ce \u00eenseamna 81? \u00eentreaba curioasa blonda.<br>\u2013 Daca te asezi pe dunga alba din mijlocul drumului \u00eeti spun, zice bruneta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Blonda se aseaza pe centrul drumului. Un camion vine \u00een viteza si o arunca pe blonda la c\u00e2tiva metri de marginea soselei.<br>Bruneta \u00eesi aprinde o tigara si zice : 82, 82, 82.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip rupt de beat merge noaptea pe strada si, la un moment dat, cade.&nbsp;<br>Cu chiu cu vai se ridica, mai merge 5 metri si iar cade.&nbsp;<br>Nervos, spune:<br>\u2013 Ma\u2019, naiba s-o ia de treaba!\u2026 Daca stiam ca o sa cad iar, nu ma mai ridicam!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mai multi emigranti, la angajare, in America:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Printr-un translator, patronul intreaba :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva finisari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva confectii metalice ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Face cineva faiantari ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Romanul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fac io!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patronul ii spune translatorului :- Spune-i romanului ca-l angajez , dar daca ma mai injura o data, pleaca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O bruneta sta pe marginea unei sosele si zice : 81, 81, 81.&nbsp;O blonda trece pe acolo si o aude pe bruneta numar\u00e2nd.\u2013 Ce \u00eenseamna 81? \u00eentreaba curioasa blonda.\u2013 Daca te asezi pe dunga alba din mijlocul drumului \u00eeti spun, zice bruneta. Blonda se aseaza pe centrul drumului. Un camion vine \u00een viteza si o &#8230; <a title=\"Strula: Mosule cum e mai bine sa ma insor mai devreme sau mai tarziu??? Mai strula\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3674\" aria-label=\"Read more about Strula: Mosule cum e mai bine sa ma insor mai devreme sau mai tarziu??? Mai strula\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3676,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3674\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}