So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi prinde so\u0163ia \u00een pat cu altul \u015fi, \u00een loc de altceva, \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 cruci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103i, omule, s\u0103 mor eu dac\u0103 te \u00een\u0163eleg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu sunt b\u0103rbatul ei \u015fi trebuie s\u0103-mi fac datoria, dar tu ce obliga\u0163ii ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centr-o diminea\u0163\u0103, o so\u0163ie \u00ee\u015fi treze\u015fte b\u0103rbatul \u00eengrijorat\u0103:
\u2013 Iubitule, iubitule, treze\u015fte-te, sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ie un \u015foricel.
\u2013 \u015ei ce vrei, s\u0103 m\u0103 scol s\u0103-l ung?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O doamn\u0103 merge la psiholog. Acesta \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Saptam\u00e2na viitoare vom lucra cu incon\u015ftientul.
Ea-i raspunde:
\u2013 Nu cred c\u0103 so\u0163ul meu vrea sa vin\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fata se \u00eentoarce foarte t\u00e2rziu acas\u0103. Mama o a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei spune:
\u2013 M\u0103i, fato, nu mi-a pl\u0103cut deloc cum te-a s\u0103rutat Ionu\u0163!
\u2013 Nici mie, mam\u0103, dar asta este, \u00eenc\u0103 nu are at\u00eeta experien\u0163\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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