Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte Bul\u0103 cu bunicul s\u0103u \u00een pu\u015fc\u0103rie.
\u2013 Ce faci, bunicule? De ce e\u015fti aici?
\u2013 P\u0103i am pescuit f\u0103r\u0103 permis\u2026
\u2013 \u015ei c\u00e2t \u0163i-au dat?
\u2013 25 de ani.
\u2013 Nu se poate, ai mai f\u0103cut tu ceva\u2026
\u2013 P\u0103i am pescuit cu dinamit\u0103.
\u2013 \u015ei? Ce ai prins?
\u2013 Ei\u2026 trei \u015ftiuci a\u015fa\u2026 de vreo 30 cm, doi \u015fal\u0103i de 50 cm \u0219i vreo patru scafandri a\u0219a, mai mititei\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
85 de ani, raspunde senin batranelul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stiti, la aceasta varsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita imprumutul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A, nici o problema vin cu tata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blocat, functionarul exclama: Cu tata? Imposibil, dar cati ani are?\u2013 110 replica batranelul! Haideti va rog,insista el, stiti avem nevoi de bani pentru nunta bunicului.
Din ce in ce mai uimit, angajatul bancii intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar cati ani are bunicul dvs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-140, veni raspunsul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-140?? si la varsta asta vrea sa se insoare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care batranelul raspunse facand cu ochiul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ei, nu prea vrea el, dar il imping parintii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria urma sa se marite cu un turc. Inaintea nuntii, mama Mariei ii dadea ultimele sfaturi fiicei.
Mama: \u2013 Fata mamei, stii tu cum sunt turci astia! Sa nu te intorci, fata mamei, cand faceti amor, ca ne faci de rusine in tot satul!
Se casatoresc cei doi tineri si traiesc fericiti. Dupa vreo 5 ani, intr-o noapte, cand faceau dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turcul: \u2013 Marie, intoarce-te!
Maria: \u2013 Nu ma intorc!
Turcul: \u2013 Marie, intoarce-te! Maria\u2026
Maria: \u2013 Nu ma intorc!
Turcul: \u2013 Marie, intoarce-te!
Marie: \u2013 Nu ma intorc!
Turcu: \u2013 Marie, intoarce-te odata, ca trebuie sa facem si noi un copil!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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