{"id":3652,"date":"2024-10-08T12:05:44","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T12:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3652"},"modified":"2024-10-08T12:05:47","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T12:05:47","slug":"doi-barbati-stau-la-coada-la-poarta-raiului-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3652","title":{"rendered":"Doi b\u0103rba\u021bi stau la coad\u0103 la Poarta Raiului."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Doi b\u0103rba\u021bi stau la coad\u0103 la Poarta Raiului.<\/strong><\/em>
\u2013 Tu cum ai murit?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Am murit \u00eenghe\u021bat. Dar tu?<\/strong><\/em>
\u2013 Am facut infarct.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ei bine, suspectam de ceva vreme c\u0103 nevasta m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, am plecat mai devreme de la munc\u0103, am ajuns inopinat acas\u0103 \u0219i am urcat la etaj.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen dormitor, era navast\u0103-mea, dar singur\u0103. Apoi, am cobor\u00e2t sc\u0103rile \u0219i am c\u0103utat \u00een toate locurile posibile, unde s-ar fi putut ascunde amantul.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu l-am g\u0103sit. Dar efortul a fost prea mult pentru mine \u0219i am f\u0103cut infarct.<\/strong><\/em>
\u2013 Asta e chiar ironic!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 De ce?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 am fi tr\u0103it am\u00e2ndoi dac\u0103 te-ai fi uitat din prima \u00een frigider!\u201d<\/strong><\/em>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BANC | \u2013 Cum e s\u0103 fii \u00eensurat, Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, cum s\u0103 fie? N-am voie s\u0103 beau, n-am voie s\u0103 fumez, n-am voie s\u0103 merg cu amicii la o bere, n-am voie s\u0103 m\u0103 uit dup\u0103 vreo femeie pe strad\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 regre\u021bi pasul pe care l-ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nici asta nu am voie<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Tzrrrrrrrrrrrrr!, Tzrrrrrrrrrrrr! ( se aude telefonul sunand)
Fetita ridica receptorul:
\u2013 Alooo?
\u2013 Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. Mama e cumva prin apropierea telefonului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, tati, mami e la etaj, in dormitor, cu unchiul Paul.
Dupa o scurta pauza, tati zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dar, scumpa mea, care unchi Paul ca tu nu ai niciun unchi Paul!
\u2013 Oh, ba da,cum sa nu am, si el e la etaj, in camera cu mami, chiar in acest moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O alta scurta pauza.
\u2013 Uf, bine atunci draga mea, vreau ca tu sa faci ceva pentru tati: lasa receptorul pe masa, alerga la etaj si bate la usa dormitorului si striga la mami: \u201eMami, mami, masina lui tati tocmai a intrat \u00een parcare!\u201d
\u2013 Bine, tati, doar un minut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cateva minute mai tirziu, fetita vine inapoi la telefon.
\u2013 Am facut ce mi-ai spus, tati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si ce sa int\u00e2mplat, scumpa mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ei bine, mami s-a speriat tare rau, a sarit din pat fara nicio haina pe ea, a inceput sa alerge in stanga si in dreapta tipand, apoi s-a impiedicat de covor, s-a lovit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 O, Doamne, nu pot sa cred! Si ce imi poti spune despre unchiul tau Paul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Si el a sarit din pat, fara haine pe el si el s-a speriat rau si a sarit pe fereastra din spate direct in piscina. Dar cred ca nu stia ca saptamana trecuta ati scos apa, ca sa o curatati. S-a lovit de fundul piscinei .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O lunga pauza.
Urmata de o pauza si mai lunga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O foarte lunga pauza, apoi intr-un final tati spune:
\u2013 Piscina zici? \u00c3\u00e3\u00e3\u00e3\u00e3\u2026. Aveti cumva numarul 486-5731?
\u2013 Nu, cred ca ati gresit numarul\u2026..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Doi b\u0103rba\u021bi stau la coad\u0103 la Poarta Raiului.\u2013 Tu cum ai murit? \u2013 Am murit \u00eenghe\u021bat. Dar tu?\u2013 Am facut infarct. \u2013 Ei bine, suspectam de ceva vreme c\u0103 nevasta m\u0103 \u00een\u0219al\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, am plecat mai devreme de la munc\u0103, am ajuns inopinat acas\u0103 \u0219i am urcat la etaj. \u00cen dormitor, era navast\u0103-mea, dar … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3654,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652\/revisions\/3654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}