{"id":3645,"date":"2024-10-08T07:34:41","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T07:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3645"},"modified":"2024-10-08T07:34:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T07:34:43","slug":"eugene-de-ce-stai-la-serviciu-doar-cinci-ore-dar-cat-sa-stau-sefu-opt-ore-cat-scrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3645","title":{"rendered":"Eugene de ce stai la serviciu doar cinci ore?? Dar cat sa stau sefu?? Opt ore cat scrie\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8294-1024x719.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8294-1024x719.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8294-300x211.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8294-768x540.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8294.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u0219i Maria f\u0103ceau dragoste \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de var\u0103. Erau am\u00e2ndoi epuiza\u021bi dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103, dar \u00ee\u0219i doreau s\u0103 se conecteze \u00een mod special. La un moment dat, Maria, sim\u021bind cum \u00ee\u0219i pierde r\u0103bdarea, \u00eei zice lui Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti greu, m\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion r\u0103m\u00e2ne t\u0103cut, continu\u00e2nd s\u0103 se concentreze pe ceea ce f\u0103ceau. Dup\u0103 aproximativ zece minute, Maria revine cu aceea\u0219i observa\u021bie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti foarte greu, m\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion nu r\u0103spunde, dar Maria pare tot mai frustrat\u0103. Peste alte zece minute, ea se enerveaz\u0103 \u0219i zice din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti din cale afar\u0103 de greu, m\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion, sim\u021bind c\u0103 situa\u021bia \u00eencepe s\u0103 devin\u0103 tensionat\u0103, r\u0103spunde cu un ton sup\u0103rat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i, M\u0103rie, noi facem dragoste ori ne c\u00e2nt\u0103rim? Ai vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi aduc \u0219i c\u00e2ntarul de buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103 vezi c\u00e2t am c\u00e2nt\u0103rit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie aflat\u0103 la cump\u0103r\u0103turi ajunge la cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i deschide geanta pentru a scoate portofelul. Casiera observ\u0103 c\u0103 femeia are la ea telecomanda de la televizor \u0219i, intrigat\u0103, \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamn\u0103, \u00eemi cer scuze, dar m\u0103 \u00eentrebam\u2026 de ce ave\u021bi telecomanda televizorului cu dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei bine, nu, nu o car cu mine mereu, dar ast\u0103zi am avut nevoie de ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Casiera, curioas\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A\u0219a? \u0218i care e motivul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeia explic\u0103, cu un aer de bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 So\u021bul meu a refuzat s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu mine la cump\u0103r\u0103turi pentru c\u0103 voia s\u0103 se uite la meciul de fotbal. A\u0219a c\u0103, pentru a-l face s\u0103 simt\u0103 \u0219i el un pic din stresul cump\u0103r\u0103turilor, am decis s\u0103-i iau telecomanda cu mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Maria f\u0103ceau dragoste \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de var\u0103. Erau am\u00e2ndoi epuiza\u021bi dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103, dar \u00ee\u0219i doreau s\u0103 se conecteze \u00een mod special. La un moment dat, Maria, sim\u021bind cum \u00ee\u0219i pierde r\u0103bdarea, \u00eei zice lui Ion: \u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, m\u0103, tu e\u0219ti greu, m\u0103. Ion r\u0103m\u00e2ne t\u0103cut, continu\u00e2nd s\u0103 se concentreze pe &#8230; <a title=\"Eugene de ce stai la serviciu doar cinci ore?? Dar cat sa stau sefu?? Opt ore cat scrie\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3645\" aria-label=\"Read more about Eugene de ce stai la serviciu doar cinci ore?? Dar cat sa stau sefu?? 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