{"id":3640,"date":"2024-10-07T17:51:54","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T17:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3640"},"modified":"2024-10-07T17:51:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T17:51:57","slug":"marie-daca-te-culci-cu-mine-iti-dau-mobiluldaca-e-asa-ioanedupa-ce-termina-treaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3640","title":{"rendered":"Marie daca te culci cu mine iti dau mobilul\u2026Daca e asa Ioane\u2026dupa ce termina treaba.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"773\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8271-1024x773.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8271-1024x773.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8271-300x226.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8271-768x580.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8271.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Soacra catre ginere:<br>\u2013 Auzi, ce noroc am avut, doar ce am trecut pe sub pendula aia de pe hol si a si cazut. iti dai seama ce pateam daca eram acolo?<br>\u2013 Of, pendula aia mereu intarzie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Un tip merge la doctor si acesta ii spune ca sufera de o boala incurabila mai are doar 6 luni de trait. Auzind acestea tipul spune:<br>\u2013 Atunci pentru ultimele luni de viata ma voi muta la soacra-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Auzind acestea, doctorul spune stupefiat:<br>\u2013 De ce, omule? Nu ai altceva mai bun de facut?<br>\u2013 Ba da, dar la soacra-mea in casa, 6 luni imi vor parea o vesnicie..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai la o bere!<br>\u2013 De cand s-a mutat soacra la mine, nu mai beau!<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 N-am chef s-o vad in dublu exemplar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soacra catre ginere:\u2013 Auzi, ce noroc am avut, doar ce am trecut pe sub pendula aia de pe hol si a si cazut. iti dai seama ce pateam daca eram acolo?\u2013 Of, pendula aia mereu intarzie\u2026 ***Un tip merge la doctor si acesta ii spune ca sufera de o boala incurabila mai are doar 6 &#8230; <a title=\"Marie daca te culci cu mine iti dau mobilul\u2026Daca e asa Ioane\u2026dupa ce termina treaba..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3640\" aria-label=\"Read more about Marie daca te culci cu mine iti dau mobilul\u2026Daca e asa Ioane\u2026dupa ce termina treaba..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3643,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3640\/revisions\/3643"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}