{"id":3635,"date":"2024-10-07T15:39:09","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T15:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3635"},"modified":"2024-10-07T19:53:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T19:53:57","slug":"intr-un-apartament-al-unui-bloc-select-de-locuinte-locuieste-o-fata-batrana-o-vecina-o-intreaba-mereu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3635","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un apartament al unui bloc select de locuinte locuieste o fata batr\u00e2na. O vecina o \u00eentreaba mereu\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"914\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0214-1024x914.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3636\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0214-1024x914.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0214-300x268.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0214-768x685.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0214.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervo\u0219i foc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol. De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a nefericit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zilele trecute am prins pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur. Prima dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost s\u0103 prind mai mult pe\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 nad\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig. A doua s\u0103 am bani mul\u021bi \u0219i a treia s\u0103 termin \u00eentotdeauna \u00een acela\u0219i timp cu nevast\u0103-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i care-i problema?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De c\u00e2nd am venit la pescuit, mi-am dat drumul de trei ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine limuzina sa-l ia pe Papa de la aeroport. Soferu ia bagajele, le baga in portbagaj (si nu erau chiar putine). Dupa asta il vede pe Papa asteptand.<br>-Sfintia Ta, va rog sa poftiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stii fiule, pe mine nu ma lasa niciodata sa conduc\u2026Lasa-ma de data asta tu, te rog.<br>-Ohh e imposibil. Mi-as pierde jobu.<br>-Te rog, si sa stii ca sunt extrem de generos\u2026 Soferu pana la urma cedeaza. Papa la volan. Talpa. 120 Km la ora. Soferul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sfintia Ta, va rog, putin mai usor, ne prinde politia. Papa, blana. 160 Km\/h. In spate, masina politiei. Papa lasa geamul in jos. Vine politaiul, saluta si se intoarce la masina de politie. Ia statia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sunt 1435. Da-mi-l pe sefu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Care-i treaba ba?<br>-Sefu nu stiu ce sa fac. Am prins pe cineva cu 160 la ora.<br>-Ar de-l.<br>-Nu cred ca pot, e tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cine e ba, primaru?<br>Nuu, mai important.<br>-Un guvernator, senator ceva?<br>-Maaai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cine ba?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cred ca-i Dumenzeu ca Papa-i conduce masina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta este un banc \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f Un pescar trist scotea pe\u0219tii unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 momeal\u0103.\u00a0 Ceilal\u021bi pescari, nervo\u0219i foc: \u2013 B\u0103i, prinzi pe\u0219te dup\u0103 pe\u0219te cu c\u00e2rligul gol. De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a nefericit? \u2013 Zilele trecute am prins pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur. Prima dorin\u021b\u0103 a fost s\u0103 prind mai mult pe\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 nad\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlig. A doua &#8230; <a title=\"\u00centr-un apartament al unui bloc select de locuinte locuieste o fata batr\u00e2na. O vecina o \u00eentreaba mereu\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3635\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00centr-un apartament al unui bloc select de locuinte locuieste o fata batr\u00e2na. 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