Fiica se marita cu vecinul Ionel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tata, eu ma marit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cu cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Il stii pe Ionel, vecinul nostru. Cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Aoleu, draga mea, baiatul asta e vai de capul lui, orfan de parinti, sarac, ratacit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar tata, eu nu caut baieti cu bani..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu e vorba de asta draga mea, dar pe el si asa l-a batut soarta, tu vrei sa ii pui capac?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un batranel se duce la o casa de toleranta sa isi ofere si el o bucurie. Matroana il conduce la o tanara apetisanta si gata de orice. Sigura pe ea, aceasta ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mosule, dezbracarea, sa trecem la treburi serioase!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se dezbraca mosul, iar tipa ii ia hainele si le arunca pe geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci, nenorocito?!? sare batranelul suparat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Lasa, mosule, nu-ti face probleme, ca pana dimineata vom face amor de-or sa-ti ramana hainele mari!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tipa se dezbraca la randul ei, iar mosul ii ia hainele si le arunca pe geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ce faci mosule,de ce mi-ai aruncat hainele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eheeeeiii\u2026fata tatii,pana mi se scoala mie se schimba moda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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