{"id":3628,"date":"2024-10-07T07:01:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T07:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3628"},"modified":"2024-10-07T07:01:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T07:01:21","slug":"un-cowboy-statea-linistit-intr-un-bar-un-tip-striga-vezi-ba-ca-ti-ia-calul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3628","title":{"rendered":"Un cowboy statea linistit intr-un bar , un tip striga: Vezi ba ca-ti ia calul."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1005\" height=\"862\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8244.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8244.jpeg 1005w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8244-300x257.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8244-768x659.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1005px) 100vw, 1005px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ginecolog, care are cabinetul la domiciliu, asteapta ultima pacienta la ora 19, care nu se prezinta.<br>Asteapta pana spre 19.30 dupa care se resemneaza si, considerand ziua de lucru terminata, isi toarna un whisky si se destinde intr-un fotoliu.<br>Cand deodata suna la usa si apare gafaind o pacienta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Scuzati-ma va rog, am intarziat foarte mult, dar circulatia era infernala.<br>Prea tarziu, zice doctorul. Mi-am aranjat instrumentele, sunt un pic baut, lasam pentru data viitoare. Dar daca tot ati venit, va ofer un paharel.<br>Si cum degustau ei whisky-ul discutand, se aude usa de la intrare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Aoleu, nevasta-mea, zice doctorul. Repede, da-ti-va jos chilotii, intinde-ti-va pe pat si desfaceti picioarele\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O cearta in familie. Sotia il loveste pe sot. Acesta se ascunde sub pat.<br>Sotia incearca sa-l scoata:<br>\u2013 Iesi!<br>\u2013 Nu ies!<br>\u2013 Iesi!<br>\u2013 Nu ies!<br>\u2013 Iesi!<br>\u2013 Auzi iubita, cine e stapan in casa? Daca am spus ca nu ies, inseamna ca nu ies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ginecolog, care are cabinetul la domiciliu, asteapta ultima pacienta la ora 19, care nu se prezinta.Asteapta pana spre 19.30 dupa care se resemneaza si, considerand ziua de lucru terminata, isi toarna un whisky si se destinde intr-un fotoliu.Cand deodata suna la usa si apare gafaind o pacienta: \u2013 Scuzati-ma va rog, am intarziat foarte &#8230; <a title=\"Un cowboy statea linistit intr-un bar , un tip striga: Vezi ba ca-ti ia calul.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3628\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un cowboy statea linistit intr-un bar , un tip striga: Vezi ba ca-ti ia calul.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3631,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3628\/revisions\/3631"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}