{"id":3612,"date":"2024-10-05T04:43:56","date_gmt":"2024-10-05T04:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3612"},"modified":"2024-10-05T04:43:59","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T04:43:59","slug":"bula-bolnav-de-nervi-prindea-muste-imaginare-cu-elasticu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3612","title":{"rendered":"Bula bolnav de nervi prindea muste imaginare cu elasticu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bula bolnav de nervi (prindea muste imaginare cu elasticu), dupa ani de tratare vine doctoru\u2019 la el:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce faci ma Bula te simti mai bine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da domn Doctor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Perfect Bula fiindca noi credem ca te-ai insanatosit si azi te externam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ia zi ce o sa faci dupa ce iesi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai cred ca o sa ma duc la un film\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Perfect, vezi ma ce sanatos esti? Si apoi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai o sa agat o tipa\u2026 Poate o s-o invit la o masa in doi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi o sa o duc acasa\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bravo Bula, bravo, si apoi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai o sa-i dau bluzita jos\u2026 o sa-i dau fustita jos\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai Bula tu esti baiat destept ma, si apoi, ia zi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai dupa aia o sa ii dau sutienu jos\u2026 si chiloteii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mai Bula ma, ia zi dupa aia???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>O voi unge cu miere si frisca\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oooo!!! Bravoooo\u2026 zi mai tepede<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;\u2013 O SA SCOT ELASTICU SI O SA PRIND MUSTELE DE PE EA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula bolnav de nervi (prindea muste imaginare cu elasticu), dupa ani de tratare vine doctoru\u2019 la el: -Ce faci ma Bula te simti mai bine? -Da domn Doctor! -Perfect Bula fiindca noi credem ca te-ai insanatosit si azi te externam. Ia zi ce o sa faci dupa ce iesi? -Pai cred ca o sa ma &#8230; <a title=\"Bula bolnav de nervi prindea muste imaginare cu elasticu\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3612\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula bolnav de nervi prindea muste imaginare cu elasticu\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3613,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3614,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions\/3614"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}