{"id":3600,"date":"2024-10-04T12:57:03","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T12:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3600"},"modified":"2024-10-04T12:57:06","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T12:57:06","slug":"sotia-am-visat-ca-eram-la-kaufland-si-era-totul-gratis-el-eu-am-visat-ca-faceam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3600","title":{"rendered":"Sotia: Am visat ca eram la kaufland si era totul gratis. El: Eu am visat ca faceam\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"905\" height=\"787\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8127.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8127.jpeg 905w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8127-300x261.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8127-768x668.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 905px) 100vw, 905px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip este foarte norocos \u0219i castiga la orice joc, fie loto fie bingo.<br>S\u0103tul, merge la biseric\u0103 \u0219i se roag\u0103:<br>\u2013 Doamne, f\u0103 s\u0103 mai ca\u0219tige \u0219i al\u021bii \u0219i s\u0103 pierd \u0219i eu m\u0103car o dat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnul \u00eel aude \u0219i-i spune ca l-a ales pe el pentru c\u0103 este un om bun la suflet, dar c\u0103-i va \u00eendeplini dorin\u021ba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Totu\u0219i pentru c\u0103 este singur pe lume i-o d\u0103 de so\u021bie pe Miss India.<br>Omul nostru n-are de ales, o ia cu el acas\u0103 \u00een speran\u021ba ca aceasta \u00eei va aduce totu\u0219i un mic ghinion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trec cateva luni \u0219i \u00eentr-o seara \u00eei spune so\u021biei:<br>\u2013 Draga mea, e\u0219ti senza\u021bional\u0103 ca nevast\u0103, dar am \u0219i eu o mic\u0103 nemultumire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Semnul t\u0103u de pe frunte mi-ar place s\u0103-l dai jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia este de acord, dar \u00eel las\u0103 pe el s\u0103-l desprind\u0103.<br>\u0218i ce vede omul nostru dedesupt, cu litere mici, mici, mici:<br>\u2013 A\u021bi c\u00e2stigat o Dacie +20 de milioane!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 la doctorul de familie:<br>\u2013 Doctore, am o mare problem\u0103, fiul meu de 16 ani are o boal\u0103 sexual\u0103 \u0219i nu mi se pare normal la v\u00e2rsta lui\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si \u0219tiu \u0219i cine e de vin\u0103: nenorocita aia de servitoare\u2026<br>\u2013 Stai linistit, omule, se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103: \u2013 N-am cum s\u0103 stau linistit doctore ca trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 m-am culcat \u0219i eu cu servitoarea\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce s\u0103 fac, dac-ai vedea-o cum arat\u0103!! 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