{"id":3594,"date":"2024-10-04T10:19:31","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T10:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3594"},"modified":"2024-10-04T10:19:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T10:19:34","slug":"invatatoarea-il-intreaba-pe-bula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3594","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce import\u0103 cel mai mult \u021bara noastr\u0103 din India?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 G\u00e2nde\u0219te-te un pic. Ce bea tat\u0103l t\u0103u \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Chiar s\u0103 fie zeam\u0103 de mur\u0103turi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suna o blonda la CFR:<br>\u2013 Imi spuneti va rog cat face trenul din Targu Mures pana in Bucuresti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O secunda\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Multumesc!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vecino, zi-i so\u0163ului t\u0103u s\u0103 vina pe la mine s\u0103 bem o bere. Nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut de doi ani!<br>\u2013 Dar de unde \u015ftii c\u0103 a venit \u00een \u0163ar\u0103?<br>\u2013 Ai ambii ochi vine\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103: \u2013 Ce import\u0103 cel mai mult \u021bara noastr\u0103 din India? \u2013 Nu \u0219tiu. \u2013 G\u00e2nde\u0219te-te un pic. Ce bea tat\u0103l t\u0103u \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103? \u2013 Chiar s\u0103 fie zeam\u0103 de mur\u0103turi? **** Suna o blonda la CFR:\u2013 Imi spuneti va rog cat face trenul din Targu Mures pana in Bucuresti? &#8230; <a title=\"\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3594\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3596,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3594\/revisions\/3596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}