{"id":3586,"date":"2024-10-04T05:53:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T05:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3586"},"modified":"2024-10-04T05:53:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T05:53:22","slug":"iata-4-bancuri-super-amuzante-perfecte-pentru-acest-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3586","title":{"rendered":"Iat\u0103 4 bancuri super amuzante, perfecte pentru acest weekend!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"394\" height=\"502\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0123.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0123.jpeg 394w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0123-235x300.jpeg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 394px) 100vw, 394px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Discu\u021bie \u00eentre o profesoar\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103:\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce\u00a0ai lipsit ieri de la scoala?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A n\u0103scut mama, am un fr\u0103\u021bior!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103, dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 barza \u021bi-a adus un fr\u0103\u021bior, da? \u021aine minte!<br>\u2013 Da, mi-a adus barza un fr\u0103\u021bior atunci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun! \u0218i mama ta ce face acum?<br>\u2013 St\u0103 \u00een pat, c\u0103 o doare barza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<br><br>-Mam\u0103, disear\u0103 nu dorm acas\u0103.<br>-Aoleu! Dar unde dormi, puiule?<br>-Dorm la una.<br>-Nu \u00eemi vine s\u0103 cred ce \u00eemi spui! A\u0219a te-am crescut eu?<br>-Mam\u0103, am 40 de ani!<br>-Hai acas\u0103, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi face mama piure cu cop\u0103nel.<br>-\u0218i cu sosule\u021b?<br>-\u0218i cu sosule\u021b.<br>-Hai c\u0103 dorm acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>O femeie ajunge la magazinul din cartier cu 10 minute sa se inchida.<br>-Buna seara, aveti gaini?<br>Vanzatorul plictisit si obosit, scoate singura gaina din lada frigorifica. O pune pe cantar: 1.120 kg.<br>-Ramane?<br>-Alta mai mare nu aveti?<br>Asta nervos baga gaina in lada, si neavand alta, tot punga aia o scoate. O aseaza pe cantar si tine si degetul apasat:1.650 kg<br>-Perfect, le vreau pe amandoua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Un mo\u015f vine cu nevast\u0103 mai tanara la maternitate, s\u0103 nasc\u0103. Toat\u0103 lumea:<br>\u2013 Tataieeee, felicit\u0103ri, da\u2019 cum ai reu\u015fit?<br>\u2013 He-heeeee, dragii mo\u015fului\u2026 am \u0163inut motorul merg\u00e2nd!!!<br>Dup\u0103 un an jumate-doi, iar la maternitate. Iar \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103, iar r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Discu\u021bie \u00eentre o profesoar\u0103 \u0219i Bul\u0103:\u2013 Bul\u0103, de ce\u00a0ai lipsit ieri de la scoala? \u2013 A n\u0103scut mama, am un fr\u0103\u021bior! \u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103, dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 barza \u021bi-a adus un fr\u0103\u021bior, da? \u021aine minte!\u2013 Da, mi-a adus barza un fr\u0103\u021bior atunci\u2026 \u2013 Bun! \u0218i mama ta ce face acum?\u2013 St\u0103 \u00een pat, c\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Iat\u0103 4 bancuri super amuzante, perfecte pentru acest weekend!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3586\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iat\u0103 4 bancuri super amuzante, perfecte pentru acest weekend!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3588,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions\/3588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}