{"id":3582,"date":"2024-10-03T15:08:15","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T15:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3582"},"modified":"2024-10-03T15:08:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T15:08:17","slug":"un-hot-intra-noaptea-in-casa-baga-banii-in-sac-si-aude-o-voce-isus-te-priveste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3582","title":{"rendered":"Un hot intra noaptea in casa, baga banii in sac si aude o voce: Isus te priveste.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"874\" height=\"856\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8085.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8085.jpeg 874w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8085-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8085-768x752.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 874px) 100vw, 874px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Draga mea, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te sun numai ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi aud vocea \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 te iubesc!<br>\u2013 Aww, c\u00e2t de frumos, dragul meu! \u0218i de ce nu o faci?<br>\u2013 Eh, e mai complicat dec\u00e2t pare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Complicat? Ce poate fi complicat \u00een a da un simplu telefon?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, e o voce care m\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103!<br>\u2013 Ce? Ce voce? Ce spune vocea aia?<br>\u2013 \u201eCreditul dvs. este insuficient pentru a ini\u021bia acest apel!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama lui Bul\u0103 intr\u0103 furioas\u0103 \u00een pr\u0103v\u0103lia unui negustor de fructe \u0219i-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Acum o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 l-am trimis pe fiul meu s\u0103 cumpere 2 kilograme de mere de la dumneavoastr\u0103. Am c\u00e2nt\u0103rit merele acas\u0103 \u0219i, spre surprinderea mea, abia dac\u0103 aveau 1,5 kilograme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Negustorul, surprins, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i apere afacerea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tot ce e posibil, doamn\u0103, dar pe b\u0103iatul dumneavoastr\u0103 l-a\u021bi c\u00e2nt\u0103rit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Un enoria\u0219 \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe preot la ie\u0219irea din biseric\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 profi\u021bi de pe urma gre\u0219elii unui om?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Preotul, cu un ton solemn:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mare p\u0103cat, fiule. Profita de gre\u0219elile altora nu e niciodat\u0103 corect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00centotdeauna?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, fiule, absolut \u00eentotdeauna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enoria\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i ia inima \u00een din\u021bi \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0P\u0103i, dac\u0103-i a\u0219a, p\u0103rinte, acum c\u0103 tocmai am divor\u021bat, nu crede\u021bi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-mi da\u021bi \u00eenapoi taxa de nunt\u0103 de anul trecut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Draga mea, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te sun numai ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi aud vocea \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 te iubesc!\u2013 Aww, c\u00e2t de frumos, dragul meu! \u0218i de ce nu o faci?\u2013 Eh, e mai complicat dec\u00e2t pare\u2026 Complicat? Ce poate fi complicat \u00een a da un simplu telefon?\u2013 P\u0103i, e o voce care &#8230; <a title=\"Un hot intra noaptea in casa, baga banii in sac si aude o voce: Isus te priveste..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3582\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un hot intra noaptea in casa, baga banii in sac si aude o voce: Isus te priveste..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3585,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions\/3585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}