{"id":3573,"date":"2024-10-03T10:54:42","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T10:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3573"},"modified":"2024-10-03T10:54:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T10:54:44","slug":"un-tamplar-si-un-betiv-ajung-in-rai-tamplarule-tu-mergi-la-tamplarieiar-tu-la-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3573","title":{"rendered":"Un tamplar si un betiv ajung in rai..tamplarule tu mergi la tamplarie\u2026iar tu la bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"916\" height=\"854\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8053.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8053.jpeg 916w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8053-300x280.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8053-768x716.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 916px) 100vw, 916px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La un concurs de secretare, la final, celor trei castigatoare, o englezoaica, o nemtoaica si o frantuzoaica, li se pune ultima intrebare:<br>\u2013 Imaginati-va ca naufragiati pe o insula complet izolata pe care se afla 200 de barbati care nu au mai avut o femeie de cativa ani buni. Cum veti proceda?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ma voi sinucide! raspunde englezoaica.<br>\u2013 Ii voi fura unuia dintre ei o arma si ma voi apara pana la moarte! raspunde nemtoaica.<br>Frantuzoaica sta ce sta, se gandeste ea si pana la urma raspunde:<br>\u2013 Domnilor, ma iertati, dar nu vad care este problema\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul se intoarce tarziu acasa de la secretara si incearca sa se bage in pat fara sa-si trezeasca nevasta. Sotia il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ai venit, hai? Cat e ora?<br>\u2013 10.<br>\u2013 Cum \u201ezece\u201d, daca eu am auzit pendula batand unu?<br>\u2013 Pai si, ce? Vrei sa bata si zero ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Seful catre secretara:<br>\u2013 Cine ti-a spus ca doar pentru ca te-am sarutat de cateva ori ai dreptul sa lenevesti toata ziua?<br>\u2013 Avocatul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Noua secretara in prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:<br>\u2013 Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!<br>La celalt capat al firului raspunde o voce grava:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cred ca ai format un numar gresit; stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<br>\u2013 Nu, raspunde secretara.<br>\u2013 Eu sunt Directorul General, imbecilule!!!<br>\u2013 Dar tu stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<br>\u2013 Nu, raspunde Directorul surprins.<br>\u2013 Perfect!\u2026 si inchide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un concurs de secretare, la final, celor trei castigatoare, o englezoaica, o nemtoaica si o frantuzoaica, li se pune ultima intrebare:\u2013 Imaginati-va ca naufragiati pe o insula complet izolata pe care se afla 200 de barbati care nu au mai avut o femeie de cativa ani buni. Cum veti proceda? \u2013 Ma voi sinucide! &#8230; <a title=\"Un tamplar si un betiv ajung in rai..tamplarule tu mergi la tamplarie\u2026iar tu la bar\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3573\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tamplar si un betiv ajung in rai..tamplarule tu mergi la tamplarie\u2026iar tu la bar\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3576,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573\/revisions\/3576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}