{"id":3569,"date":"2024-10-03T08:40:16","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T08:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3569"},"modified":"2024-10-03T08:40:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T08:40:19","slug":"o-blonda-la-mecanic-cred-ca-sa-defectat-masina-mecanicul-da-domnisoara-va-bate-pe-partea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3569","title":{"rendered":"O blonda la mecanic: Cred ca sa defectat masina, mecanicul: da domnisoara va bate pe partea\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"728\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8050-1024x728.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8050-1024x728.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8050-300x213.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8050-768x546.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8050.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Lui Bul\u0103 i se pl\u00e2nge un vecin:<br>\u2013 Auzi Bul\u0103, zi-i lui fiu-t\u0103u s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai imite!<br>Bul\u0103 c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<br>\u2013 Hai, gata, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai faci pe prostul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul se intoarce tarziu acasa de la secretara si incearca sa se bage in pat fara sa-si trezeasca nevasta. Sotia il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ai venit, hai? Cat e ora?<br>\u2013 10.<br>\u2013 Cum \u201ezece\u201d, daca eu am auzit pendula batand unu?<br>\u2013 Pai si, ce? Vrei sa bata si zero ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Seful catre secretara:<br>\u2013 Cine ti-a spus ca doar pentru ca te-am sarutat de cateva ori ai dreptul sa lenevesti toata ziua?<br>\u2013 Avocatul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Noua secretara in prima zi suna la Bufet, tipand in receptor:<br>\u2013 Adu-mi o cafea! Si viteeeeeza!!!<br>La celalt capat al firului raspunde o voce grava:<br>\u2013 Cred ca ai format un numar gresit; stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<br>\u2013 Nu, raspunde secretara.<br>\u2013 Eu sunt Directorul General, imbecilule!!!<br>\u2013 Dar tu stii cu cine vorbesti, dobitocule?<br>\u2013 Nu, raspunde Directorul surprins.<br>\u2013 Perfect!\u2026 si inchide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mare concurs mare. Care este cea mai izolat\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103. Vin cei de la Peugeot cu ultimul model. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?<br>\u2013 Nu, cum testul cu pisica?<br>\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dupa doua zile pisica moare, nu mai avea aer, ma\u015fina era ermetic\u0103.<br>Vine ultimul model de BMW, comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 A\u0163i facut testul cu pisica?<br>\u2013 Nu, ce test cu pisica?<br>\u2013 B\u0103g\u0103m o pisic\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru\u2026 Dup\u0103 o zi pisica moare f\u0103r\u0103 aer. E \u00eentr-adevar cea mai ermetic\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103.<br>Vin \u015fi cei de la Logan. Comisia \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 A\u0163i f\u0103cut testul cu pisica?<br>\u2013 Da!<br>\u2013 \u015ei cum l-a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i am b\u0103gat pisica \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi pe unde scotea capul, chituiam\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Dou\u0103 blonde merg \u00een p\u0103dure s\u0103-\u015fi caute un brad de Cr\u0103ciun. Dup\u0103 trei ore de mers prin z\u0103pad\u0103, una dintre ele zice:<br>\u2013 Oare nu ar fi mai bine s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m unul ne\u00eempodobit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lui Bul\u0103 i se pl\u00e2nge un vecin:\u2013 Auzi Bul\u0103, zi-i lui fiu-t\u0103u s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai imite!Bul\u0103 c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:\u2013 Hai, gata, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai faci pe prostul! Sotul se intoarce tarziu acasa de la secretara si incearca sa se bage in pat fara sa-si trezeasca nevasta. Sotia il intreaba:\u2013 Ai venit, hai? Cat e ora?\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"O blonda la mecanic: Cred ca sa defectat masina, mecanicul: da domnisoara va bate pe partea\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3569\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blonda la mecanic: Cred ca sa defectat masina, mecanicul: da domnisoara va bate pe partea\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3572,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions\/3572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}