{"id":3562,"date":"2024-10-02T18:58:55","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T18:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3562"},"modified":"2024-10-02T18:58:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T18:58:57","slug":"bula-si-strula-se-cazeaza-la-un-hotel-in-camera-se-aude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3562","title":{"rendered":"Bula si strula se cazeaza la un hotel. In camera se aude.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"762\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8036-1024x762.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8036-1024x762.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8036-300x223.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8036-768x572.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8036.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un hotel de lux din Bucuresti, o tipa superba ia acelasi lift un domn imbracat la costum si cravata.<br>Din greseala, tipul da cu cotul in bustul femeii.<br>Acesta, foarte rusinat isi cere scuze:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Doamna, daca inima dumneavoastra e la fel de frumoasa ca pieptul, atunci sunt ferm convins ca ma veti ierta, nu a fost cu intentie.<br>Tipa zambeste apoi ii raspunde elegant:<br>\u2013 Ce sa va spun, daca sunteti peste tot la fel de tare ca si cotul dumneavoastra, va astept in camera mea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dorel este invitat la o onomastica unui prieten, a\u0219a c\u0103 onoreaz\u0103 invita\u021bia.<br>A doua zi, nu putea s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 ochii deschi\u0219i dar merge la munc\u0103.<br>\u0218eful lui c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede cum arat\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Dorele, ce ai p\u0103\u021bit? Ar\u0103\u021bi de parc\u0103 a dat TIR-ul peste tine!<br>\u2013 \u0218efule, am petrecut asear\u0103\u2026 Am fost la petrecerea unui prieten, \u0219i ne-am distrat pe cinste. A fost o \u00eentreag\u0103 nebunie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ia poveste\u0219te mai \u00een detaliu! spune \u0219eful curios.<br>\u2013 Eram eu, Ion \u0219i Paul la petrecere. Am b\u0103ut p\u00e2n\u0103 ne-am facut lemn, \u0219i la un moment dat ne-am trezit acas\u0103 la iubita lui Paul, \u0219i cum vorbeam noi acolo, am ajuns s\u0103 o facem \u00een trei!<br>Ion este \u00eentrerupt de \u0219ef:<br>\u2013 \u00cen patru, vrei s\u0103 zici, nu?<br>Ion r\u0103spunde ferm:<br>\u2013 Nuuuu! Am f\u0103cut-o \u00een 3 c\u0103 aia a ie\u0219it afar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O sotie isi priveste sotul lucrand de zor.<br>Satula sa-l mai vada cufundat in lucru, ii spune enervata:<br>\u2013 Sa stii ca m-am saturat sa te vad lucrand asa.<br>Tot timpul iti aduci acasa de lucru de la serviciu si de mine nu mai ai timp de loc.<br>Sotul o priveste mirat si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine draga, dar intelege si tu ca am enorm de mult de lucru si nu dovedesc.<br>Si in afara de asta, o lume intreaga isi ia de lucru si acasa!<br>Sotia, continua totusi, suparata:<br>\u2013 Bine, bine, dar nu toti sunt\u00a0\u00a0medici\u00a0legisti ca tine!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un hotel de lux din Bucuresti, o tipa superba ia acelasi lift un domn imbracat la costum si cravata.Din greseala, tipul da cu cotul in bustul femeii.Acesta, foarte rusinat isi cere scuze: \u2013 Doamna, daca inima dumneavoastra e la fel de frumoasa ca pieptul, atunci sunt ferm convins ca ma veti ierta, nu a fost &#8230; <a title=\"Bula si strula se cazeaza la un hotel. 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