{"id":3553,"date":"2024-10-02T16:38:41","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T16:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3553"},"modified":"2024-10-02T16:41:06","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T16:41:06","slug":"o-soferita-blonda-asteapta-culoarea-verde-a-semaforului-de-masina-ei-se-apropie-un-cersetor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3553","title":{"rendered":"O \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 blonda a\u0219teapt\u0103 culoarea verde a semaforului. De ma\u0219in\u0103 ei se apropie un cersetor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"902\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0077.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0077.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_0077-239x300.jpeg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 blonda a\u0219teapt\u0103 culoarea verde a semaforului. De ma\u0219in\u0103 ei se apropie un cersetor \u0219i \u00eei bate \u00een geamul portierei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tanti, \u00eemi dai \u0219i mie o \u021bigar\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda, speriata, \u00eei da tot pachetul numai s\u0103 scape de el. Semaforul se face verde, pleac\u0103 blonda, da din nou de un semafor ro\u0219u \u0219i opre\u0219te. Acela\u0219i cersetor se apropie de ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei bate \u00een geam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tanti, da\u2019 \u00eemi dai \u0219i un foc?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda, \u00een pragul unui infarct, \u00eei da bricheta cu totul. Din nou verde, blonda pleac\u0103, iar semafor ro\u0219u. Acela\u0219i cersetor se apropie de ma\u0219in\u0103. Blonda, speriata de moarte. Cersetorul \u00eei bate \u00een geam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Tanti, \u00eemi dai un leu c\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi spun cum s\u0103 ie\u0219i din sensul giratoriu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bancul zilei: -Anca, las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 intru \u00een cas\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dispari, nu vreau s\u0103 te mai v\u0103d niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hai c\u0103 nu m-am \u00eemb\u0103tat a\u0219a tare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce ma? Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat ca un spart \u0219i ai b\u0103ut tot, i-ai spus lu mama c\u0103 m\u0103-ta g\u0103te\u0219te mai bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aoleu! Acum nu vreau eu s\u0103 mai intru!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 blonda a\u0219teapt\u0103 culoarea verde a semaforului. De ma\u0219in\u0103 ei se apropie un cersetor \u0219i \u00eei bate \u00een geamul portierei: \u2013 Tanti, \u00eemi dai \u0219i mie o \u021bigar\u0103? Blonda, speriata, \u00eei da tot pachetul numai s\u0103 scape de el. Semaforul se face verde, pleac\u0103 blonda, da din nou de un semafor ro\u0219u \u0219i opre\u0219te. &#8230; <a title=\"O \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 blonda a\u0219teapt\u0103 culoarea verde a semaforului. De ma\u0219in\u0103 ei se apropie un cersetor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3553\" aria-label=\"Read more about O \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 blonda a\u0219teapt\u0103 culoarea verde a semaforului. De ma\u0219in\u0103 ei se apropie un cersetor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3553"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3557,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3553\/revisions\/3557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}