{"id":3522,"date":"2024-09-30T16:11:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T16:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3522"},"modified":"2024-09-30T16:11:54","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T16:11:54","slug":"judecatorul-catre-martor-ai-vazut-ca-vecinul-tau-da-domnule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3522","title":{"rendered":"Judecatorul catre martor : Ai vazut ca vecinul tau\u2026.Da domnule"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1023\" height=\"945\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7895.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7895.jpeg 1023w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7895-300x277.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7895-768x709.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1023px) 100vw, 1023px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un mo\u0219neag de nou\u0103zeci de ani st\u0103tea pe o banc\u0103 \u00eentr-un parc lini\u0219tit, privind \u00een gol \u0219i \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i lacrimile cu o batist\u0103 veche. Ochii \u00eei erau pierdu\u021bi, iar umerii \u00eei tremurau u\u0219or. Un trec\u0103tor t\u00e2n\u0103r, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l at\u00e2t de tulburat, se apropie \u0219i, cu compasiune \u00een glas, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bunicule, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 privirea \u0219i, printre lacrimi, \u00eencepe s\u0103-i povesteasc\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iubesc o fat\u0103 de dou\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci de ani\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00e2n\u0103rul, un pic confuz, dar amuzat, \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 spr\u00e2ncenele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i \u0219i ce-i r\u0103u \u00een asta? E\u0219ti un norocos, ai o iubit\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i frumoas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nul ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, cu vocea tremur\u00e2nd\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u00een\u021belegi\u2026 \u00cen fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103, \u00eenainte ca ea s\u0103 plece la serviciu, facem dragoste. La pr\u00e2nz vine acas\u0103, \u00eemi aduce de m\u00e2ncare \u0219i facem din nou dragoste. Iar seara, c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103, abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 mai facem o rund\u0103. Dup\u0103 cin\u0103\u2026 ei bine, toat\u0103 noaptea facem dragoste, f\u0103r\u0103 oprire!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00e2n\u0103rul, uimit de povestea b\u0103tr\u00e2nului, \u00ee\u0219i ascunde un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Wow, bunicule, ai o rela\u021bie pe care orice b\u0103rbat, mai ales la v\u00e2rsta ta, \u0219i-ar dori-o! De ce pl\u00e2ngi atunci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo\u0219neagul \u00ee\u0219i \u0219terge din nou lacrimile, trage aer \u00een piept \u0219i, cu vocea g\u00e2tuit\u0103 de emo\u021bie, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am uitat unde stau\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 vecinul plecat de ceva vreme \u00een Germania, curios s\u0103 afle cum \u00eei merge:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vecine, ce mai faci pe acolo? Cum e via\u021ba \u00een Germania, cu ce te ocupi? E a\u0219a cum spun to\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vecinul r\u0103spunde relaxat, cu o voce calm\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oh, s\u0103 vezi! M\u0103 trezesc pe la 10 diminea\u021ba, f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103, \u00eemi beau cafelu\u021ba pe balcon, admir peisajul, dup\u0103 care ies la plimbare. \u0218i ghici ce? Culeg bani de pe str\u0103zi, c\u00e2te bancnote mai g\u0103sesc aruncate. A\u0219a, cam pe la 12 m\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103, m\u0103n\u00e2nc lini\u0219tit, iar dup\u0103-amiaza o petrec uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la televizor. Nimic stresant, totul pe relaxare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow, deci chiar a\u0219a u\u0219or e? \u00eentreab\u0103 tipul, \u0219ocat de povestea vecinului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, frate! O via\u021b\u0103 ca-n filme. A doua zi? Aceea\u0219i rutin\u0103: trezit t\u00e2rziu, cules bani, m\u00e2ncat, relaxat. Nici nu \u0219tii ce bine \u00eemi merge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fascinat de stilul de via\u021b\u0103 al vecinului, tipul \u00ee\u0219i vinde imediat casa, ma\u0219ina, tot ce are, \u0219i pleac\u0103 direct \u00een Germania cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 \u0219i el va tr\u0103i la fel de lejer. Ajuns acolo, plin de entuziasm, abia ie\u0219it din aeroport, vede pe jos o bancnot\u0103 de 50\u20ac str\u0103lucind la soare. Se uit\u0103 la ea c\u00e2teva secunde \u0219i apoi, z\u00e2mbind \u00ee\u0219i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da\u2019 ce, sunt prost s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de lucru din prima zi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un mo\u0219neag de nou\u0103zeci de ani st\u0103tea pe o banc\u0103 \u00eentr-un parc lini\u0219tit, privind \u00een gol \u0219i \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i lacrimile cu o batist\u0103 veche. Ochii \u00eei erau pierdu\u021bi, iar umerii \u00eei tremurau u\u0219or. Un trec\u0103tor t\u00e2n\u0103r, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l at\u00e2t de tulburat, se apropie \u0219i, cu compasiune \u00een glas, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Bunicule, de ce pl\u00e2ngi? 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