{"id":3517,"date":"2024-09-30T13:59:46","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T13:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2024-09-30T13:59:48","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T13:59:48","slug":"seful-iar-ai-mintit-ca-esti-bolnavtu-te-ai-dus-la-fotbal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3517","title":{"rendered":"Seful: Iar ai mintit ca esti bolnav\u2026tu te-ai dus la fotbal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"939\" height=\"817\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7890.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7890.jpeg 939w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7890-300x261.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7890-768x668.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 939px) 100vw, 939px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg trei baie\u021bi la examen. Unul de\u0219tept, unul moderat \u0219i unul prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 de\u0219teptul, \u00een scurt timp iese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum o fost.<br>\u2013 Ca de la profesor la profesor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 moderatul dup\u0103 aceea iese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.<br>\u2013 Ca de la elev la profesor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 prostul dup\u0103 aceea iese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.<br>\u2013 Ca de la preot la preot.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u0219a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i c\u00e2nd punea el \u00eentrebarile, eu \u00eemi faceam cruce, iar c\u00e2nd eu dadeam raspunsurile, el \u00eesi facea cruce!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Buli\u0219or \u00eei scrie lui Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun<\/strong>:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Anul asta, s\u0103-mi trimi\u021bi un fr\u0103tior! De Cr\u0103ciun, Buli\u0219or nu prime\u0219te nimic. Sup\u0103rat, \u00eei scrie din nou lui Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce nu mi-ai trimis fra\u021biorul? Anul urmator, prime\u0219te o scrisoare de la Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun.\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce nu mi-ai trimis-o pe mama ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merg trei baie\u021bi la examen. Unul de\u0219tept, unul moderat \u0219i unul prost. Intr\u0103 de\u0219teptul, \u00een scurt timp iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum o fost.\u2013 Ca de la profesor la profesor. Intr\u0103 moderatul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.\u2013 Ca de la elev la profesor. Intr\u0103 prostul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Seful: Iar ai mintit ca esti bolnav\u2026tu te-ai dus la fotbal\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3517\" aria-label=\"Read more about Seful: Iar ai mintit ca esti bolnav\u2026tu te-ai dus la fotbal\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3519,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3520,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions\/3520"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}