{"id":3513,"date":"2024-09-30T11:29:42","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T11:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3513"},"modified":"2024-09-30T11:29:45","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T11:29:45","slug":"un-tata-cu-fiul-sau-culegeau-fructele-coapte-fiul-tata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3513","title":{"rendered":"Un tata cu fiul sau culegeau fructele coapte. Fiul: tata\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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So\u0163ul ajunge acas\u0103 la 5 diminea\u0163a, t\u00e2rziu \u0219i obosit, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 se strecoare neobservat \u00een pat. Dar nevasta lui, care \u00eel a\u0219tepta treaz\u0103 \u0219i vizibil iritat\u0103, \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 cu o privire t\u0103ioas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unde ai fost, Superman? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea cu o voce plin\u0103 de ironie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze calmul, \u00eencepe s\u0103 explice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i, s\u0103 vezi, am fost cu ni\u0219te clien\u021bi \u00een ora\u0219\u2026 Am discutat afaceri, am \u00eencercat s\u0103 \u00eenchei un contract important\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevasta, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, continu\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ai stat cu ei p\u00e2n\u0103 la 5 diminea\u021ba, Superman? Chiar at\u00e2t de lungi au fost discu\u021biile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 scape de privirea acuzatoare a so\u021biei, adaug\u0103 repede:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i, da, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 ob\u021bin un contract \u0219i a durat mai mult dec\u00e2t m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevasta nu se las\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i dup\u0103 aia ce ai mai f\u0103cut, Superman? Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu ai stat doar s\u0103 semnezi h\u00e2rtii toat\u0103 noaptea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sim\u021bind c\u0103 e prins la col\u021b, so\u021bul \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 povestea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, am fost s\u0103 bem ceva la un bar\u2026 doar c\u0103, \u0219tii, a\u0219a au vrut clien\u021bii\u2026 \u0219i, \u0219i, nu m-am putut opune\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevasta \u00eel prive\u0219te cu suspiciune \u0219i insist\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i pe urm\u0103, Superman? C\u0103ci nu pare s\u0103 fie totul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bul, transpir\u00e2nd vizibil acum, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i, am fost la un bar de streaptease, a\u0219a au insistat ei, dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 a fost foarte ur\u00e2t \u0219i plicticos. N-am stat mult\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevasta, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, las\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 la iveal\u0103 adev\u0103rata problem\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar de ce \u00eemi tot zici \u201eSuperman\u201d? \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bul, sim\u021bindu-se derutat de insisten\u021ba ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevasta, cu un z\u00e2mbet sardonic pe buze, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i doar Superman \u00ee\u0219i mai poart\u0103 chilo\u021bii peste pantaloni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un apel telefonic la o agentie de turism:
\u2013 Faceti excursii in Egipt?
\u2013 Da, desigur\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Spuneti-mi, va rog, ce statiuni balneare sunt acolo?
\u2013 Sharm-el-Sheick, Hurgada, Taba, Nuveiba\u2026
\u2013 Stop\u2026 Nuveiba. Nuveiba e bine!
\u2013 Cand doriti sa plecati, cate persoane?
\u2013 A, nu, nu plecam. Noi doar rezolvam integrame\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So\u0163ul ajunge acas\u0103 la 5 diminea\u0163a, t\u00e2rziu \u0219i obosit, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 se strecoare neobservat \u00een pat. Dar nevasta lui, care \u00eel a\u0219tepta treaz\u0103 \u0219i vizibil iritat\u0103, \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 cu o privire t\u0103ioas\u0103. Unde ai fost, Superman? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea cu o voce plin\u0103 de ironie. So\u0163ul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze calmul, \u00eencepe s\u0103 explice: -P\u0103i, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3516,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513\/revisions\/3516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}