{"id":3505,"date":"2024-09-30T07:32:21","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T07:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3505"},"modified":"2024-09-30T07:32:23","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T07:32:23","slug":"toti-elevii-scriu-la-lucrare-ce-as-face-daca-as-fi-patron-unul-singur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3505","title":{"rendered":"Toti elevii scriu la lucrare: Ce as face daca as fi patron?? Unul singur.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"894\" height=\"793\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7855.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3506\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7855.jpeg 894w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7855-300x266.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7855-768x681.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 894px) 100vw, 894px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga:<br>\u2013 Ba Ioane, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge taurul!<br>La care Ion raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taci fa, nu fi \u2026.nu vezi ca sunt inaintea lui cu 5 ture?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotia in pat cu amantul\u2026 vine barbatul acasa si cand il vede,femeia ii zice:<br>-La ora asta se vine???\u2026. .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care barbatul furios\u2026.<br>-Si asta cine e ,nenorocito??<br>-Nu,nu ,nu\u2026nu schimba subiectul!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103rturii la Tribunal:<br>So\u0163ul: Intru \u00een casa \u015fi-mi v\u0103d femeia \u00een pielea goal\u0103 pe pat, geamul deschis, m\u0103 uit pe geam \u015fi v\u0103d pe unul \u00een chilo\u0163i, alerg\u00e2nd. Iau noptiera \u015fi arunc dup\u0103 el.<br>So\u0163ia: Era cald. M-am dezbracat, am deschis geamul, v\u0103d cum \u00eentr\u0103 dobitocul \u0103sta \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 ceva arunc\u0103 cu noptiera prin geam.<br>Victima: Eu sunt sportiv. Alerg \u00een fiecare zi pe acel traseu. \u00centorc capul \u015fi v\u0103d cum zboar\u0103 o noptier\u0103 spre mine\u2026<br>Martorul: Eu nici nu \u015ftiu ce caut aici!!! St\u0103team lini\u015ftit \u00een noptier\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor. Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei. Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga:\u2013 Ba Ioane, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge taurul!La care Ion &#8230; <a title=\"Toti elevii scriu la lucrare: Ce as face daca as fi patron?? Unul singur..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3505\" aria-label=\"Read more about Toti elevii scriu la lucrare: Ce as face daca as fi patron?? Unul singur..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3507,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3508,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505\/revisions\/3508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}