{"id":3485,"date":"2024-09-28T10:53:26","date_gmt":"2024-09-28T10:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3485"},"modified":"2024-09-28T10:53:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-28T10:53:29","slug":"aveti-copii-da-unul-nu-se-atinge-niciodata-debea-merge-la-cafea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3485","title":{"rendered":"Aveti copii?? Da unul!! Nu se atinge niciodata de\u2026Bea?? Merge la cafea???"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"916\" height=\"935\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7777.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7777.jpeg 916w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7777-294x300.jpeg 294w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7777-768x784.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 916px) 100vw, 916px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n de 70 de ani merge \u00een luna de miere cu t\u00e2n\u0103ra lui so\u0163ie.<br>\u00cen diminea\u0163a primei nop\u0163i petrecute \u00eempreun\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra coboar\u0103 la<br>barul hotelului \u015fi comanda o cafea mare. V\u0103z\u00e2nd-o c\u00e2t de obosit\u0103<br>este, barmanul o \u00eentreab\u0103, ironic:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce v-a f\u0103cut b\u0103tr\u00e2nul dumneavoastr\u0103 so\u0163?<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i, explic\u0103 femeia, mereu mi-a spus c\u0103 face economii de peste<br>cincizeci de ani, dar eu am crezut totdeauna c\u0103 este vorba de bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i place s\u0103 fii m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103? S\u0103 fii atins\u0103? S\u0103 fii pip\u0103it\u0103? S\u0103 fii \u00eencins\u0103?<br>\u00ce\u0163i place s\u0103 sim\u0163i respira\u0163ia celuilalt l\u00e2ng\u0103 urechea ta?<br>Sau poate pe g\u00e2t ori pe fa\u0163\u0103?<br>\u00ce\u0163i place s\u0103 \u00eencerci pozi\u0163ii noi?<br>S\u0103 \u00eencepi rece \u015fi s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fti fierbinte \u015fi transpirat\u0103?<br>RATB\u2026 cu noi, fanteziile tale devin realitate.<br>\u00cencearc\u0103-ne! 30 de zile al\u0103turi de noi\u2026 la un pre\u0163 ce sfideaz\u0103 concuren\u0163a!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/strong>\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!- Ma, Gheorghe, noi avem belet?- No.- N-avem belet, domn controlor.- Bani de amenda aveti?- Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?- No.- N-avem bani, domn controlor.- Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?- Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?-Avem abonament.\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n de 70 de ani merge \u00een luna de miere cu t\u00e2n\u0103ra lui so\u0163ie.\u00cen diminea\u0163a primei nop\u0163i petrecute \u00eempreun\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra coboar\u0103 labarul hotelului \u015fi comanda o cafea mare. V\u0103z\u00e2nd-o c\u00e2t de obosit\u0103este, barmanul o \u00eentreab\u0103, ironic: \u2013 Ce v-a f\u0103cut b\u0103tr\u00e2nul dumneavoastr\u0103 so\u0163?\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i, explic\u0103 femeia, mereu mi-a spus c\u0103 face economii de pestecincizeci &#8230; <a title=\"Aveti copii?? Da unul!! Nu se atinge niciodata de\u2026Bea?? Merge la cafea???\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3485\" aria-label=\"Read more about Aveti copii?? Da unul!! Nu se atinge niciodata de\u2026Bea?? 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