{"id":3472,"date":"2024-09-27T15:17:53","date_gmt":"2024-09-27T15:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3472"},"modified":"2024-09-27T15:17:54","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T15:17:54","slug":"era-un-tip-la-bar-si-bea-ce-e-ba-de-ce-plangi-m-a-parasit-nevasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3472","title":{"rendered":"Era un tip la bar si bea \u2026Ce e ba de ce plangi??? M-a parasit nevasta\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"913\" height=\"788\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7752.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7752.jpeg 913w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7752-300x259.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7752-768x663.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 913px) 100vw, 913px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi soti se cearta deoarece el o inseala pe ea.&nbsp;<br>Sotia ii spune suparta ca pleaca si isi va insela sotul cu primul barbat intilnit. Pe drum gasete un betiv pe care il duce acasa. Ajunsi acasa el il intreaba pe betiv: Ce aivrea sa faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El: Sa beau!<br>Ea: Du-te la frigider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cind se intoarce de la frigider ea in capot il intreaba:<br>Ce ai vrea sa faci?<br>El: Sa beau!<br>Ea: Du-te la frigider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La intoarcere ea e in bikini si il intreba:<br>Ce ai vrea sa faci??<br>El: Sa beau!<br>Ea(enervata): Du-te la frigider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El, la intoarcere o gaseste goala.<br>Ea: Ce ai vrea sa faci dragul meu?<br>El: Treci\u2026 capra!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea, fericita ca in sfirsit isi va insela sotul, se aseaza capra.<br>El, urcindu-se cu greu pe ea, ii spune:<br>Du-ma la frigider!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma,&nbsp;<strong>Gheorghe<\/strong>, noi avem belet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem belet, domn&nbsp;<strong>controlor<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de&nbsp;<strong>amenda&nbsp;<\/strong>avem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem bani, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine?&nbsp;<strong>Bilet<\/strong>&nbsp;nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi soti se cearta deoarece el o inseala pe ea.&nbsp;Sotia ii spune suparta ca pleaca si isi va insela sotul cu primul barbat intilnit. Pe drum gasete un betiv pe care il duce acasa. Ajunsi acasa el il intreaba pe betiv: Ce aivrea sa faci? El: Sa beau!Ea: Du-te la frigider! Cind se intoarce de &#8230; <a title=\"Era un tip la bar si bea \u2026Ce e ba de ce plangi??? M-a parasit nevasta\u2026.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3472\" aria-label=\"Read more about Era un tip la bar si bea \u2026Ce e ba de ce plangi??? M-a parasit nevasta\u2026.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3475,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions\/3475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}