{"id":3463,"date":"2024-09-27T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-27T11:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3463"},"modified":"2024-09-27T11:09:03","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T11:09:03","slug":"draga-mea-cateodata-as-vrea-sa-tesi-de-ce-nu-o-faci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3463","title":{"rendered":"Draga mea cateodata as vrea sa te\u2026Si de ce nu o faci???"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"907\" height=\"787\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7731.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7731.jpeg 907w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7731-300x260.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7731-768x666.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 907px) 100vw, 907px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u0219i Maria \u00een noaptea nun\u021bii. Maria st\u0103tea \u00een pat, \u00eentr-o \u021binut\u0103 sexy, \u0219i \u00eel a\u0219tepta pe Ion, care se uita pe fereastr\u0103. A\u0219teapt\u0103 ea o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, dup\u0103 care \u00eei spune:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai, m\u0103 Ioane, ce faci acolo? \u2013 Stai, f\u0103, ca vin acu! \u00cenc\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u0219i Maria zice:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, m\u0103 Ioane, c\u0103 te a\u0219tept! Sunt numai a ta! Ia-m\u0103!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ho, f\u0103, c\u0103 vin acu, ce te gr\u0103be\u0219ti a\u0219a? Peste \u00eenc\u0103 o jum\u0103te de or\u0103, Maria se duce la Ion, sup\u0103rat\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, m\u0103, ce naiba faci acolo? Ion, \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat, uit\u00e2ndu-se \u00een continuare pe fereastr\u0103, spune: \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u0103, Mario, avea dreptate tata c\u0103-i frumoas\u0103 noaptea nun\u021bii!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u0219i M\u0103rie \u00een pat, Ion plictisit, Marie avea chef de oare\u0219ce\u2026 \u2013 Ioane, facem pariu c\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti? \u2013 Da\u2019 facem pariu c\u0103 nu te caut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Erau dou\u0103 blonde \u00een apropiere de o benzinarie\u2026 Una isi uita cheile in masina si se duce la baiatul care statea la pompa sa-i ceara un sfat. Acesta ii zice sa foloseasca o sarma si va reusi. Pleaca blonda sa incerce. Dupa 5 minute vine un barbat si-i zice acestuia :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Este o blonda care incearca sa-si scoata cheile din masina cu o sarma.<br>\u2013 Pai si ce e rau in asta?, spune baiatul de la pompa, care-i daduse fetei ideea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu e nimic rau in asta, dar in masina e o alta blonda care ii zice: \u2018mai sus, mai jos, la stanga, la dreapta\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Maria \u00een noaptea nun\u021bii. Maria st\u0103tea \u00een pat, \u00eentr-o \u021binut\u0103 sexy, \u0219i \u00eel a\u0219tepta pe Ion, care se uita pe fereastr\u0103. A\u0219teapt\u0103 ea o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, dup\u0103 care \u00eei spune:&nbsp; Hai, m\u0103 Ioane, ce faci acolo? \u2013 Stai, f\u0103, ca vin acu! \u00cenc\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u0219i Maria zice:&nbsp; \u2013 Hai, &#8230; <a title=\"Draga mea cateodata as vrea sa te\u2026Si de ce nu o faci???\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3463\" aria-label=\"Read more about Draga mea cateodata as vrea sa te\u2026Si de ce nu o faci???\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3465,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3466,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3463\/revisions\/3466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}