{"id":3455,"date":"2024-09-27T07:52:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-27T07:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3455"},"modified":"2024-09-27T07:52:21","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T07:52:21","slug":"fiti-amabil-ce-e-acesta-un-termos-si-ce-face-termosul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3455","title":{"rendered":"Fiti amabil ce e acesta?? Un termos !! Si ce face termosul??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"923\" height=\"824\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7725.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7725.jpeg 923w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7725-300x268.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7725-768x686.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 923px) 100vw, 923px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unul tremura de frig rau de tot.<br>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103\u2026 de tremuri \u00een halul asta?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Acum am sosit \u0219i am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u021ba unui motociclist 200 km ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut ca voi \u00eenghe\u021ba pe drum.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Vezi, daca e\u0219ti prost? Eu, dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd aleg avionul, pentru c\u0103 este cel mai rapid.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Pentru asta, merg la aeroport, intru \u00een toaleta de femei, m\u0103 bag \u00een chilo\u021bii unei dame \u0219i de aici \u00eencolo\u2026 confort total. M\u0103 \u00eentind comod pe blani\u021ba la calduric\u0103 \u0219i de obicei trag un pui de somn p\u00e2na la destina\u021bie. F\u0103 \u0219i tu la fel data viitoare.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Trec doua luni \u0219i cei doi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din nou tot pe plaj\u0103 si unul din ei din nou tremura de frig.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ce-i cu tine din nou? V\u0103d c\u0103 nu m-ai ascultat\u2026<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2013 Ba dimpotriv\u0103, am f\u0103cut exact cum m-ai sfatuit. Am mers la aeroport, am intrat \u00een toaleta de femei, m-am b\u0103gat \u00een chilo\u021bii unei blonde tr\u0103snet, m-am \u00eentins pe blani\u021b\u0103 la calduric\u0103 \u0219i imediat am adormit.<br>\u2013 Si atunci?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p>Unde crezi, ca eram c\u00e2nd m-am trezit???\u2026 tot pe musta\u021ba unui motociclist!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist discuta cu doi colegi:<br>-Bai, copilul meu-i prost, nu stie cat face 1-1.<br>-Ba, al meu e si mai prost, zice al doilea, nu stie cat face 1+1.<br>Al treilea:<br>-Veniti la mine acasa, sa vedeti ce prost e al meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acasa la al treilea politist:<br>-Ba, Costelus, ia du-te tu la coltul blocului si vezi daca vin acasa.<br>-Bine tati, ma duc.<br>Dupa cinci minute:<br>-Nu vii!<br>-Vedeti ba, ce v-am zis eu?<br>Cei doi politisti:<br>-Chiar ca e prost, parca nu putea sa se uite de pe balcon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi purici se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe plaj\u0103. Unul tremura de frig rau de tot.\u2013 Ce-i cu tine m\u0103\u2026 de tremuri \u00een halul asta? Acum am sosit \u0219i am c\u0103l\u0103torit pe musta\u021ba unui motociclist 200 km ca s\u0103 ajung aici. Am crezut ca voi \u00eenghe\u021ba pe drum. \u2013 Vezi, daca e\u0219ti prost? Eu, dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toresc, &#8230; <a title=\"Fiti amabil ce e acesta?? Un termos !! Si ce face termosul??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3455\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fiti amabil ce e acesta?? Un termos !! 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