{"id":3446,"date":"2024-09-26T14:34:25","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T14:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3446"},"modified":"2024-09-26T14:34:28","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T14:34:28","slug":"sunt-la-radio-da-doamna-sunt-in-direct-si-imi-aud-vocea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3446","title":{"rendered":"Sunt la Radio?? Da doamna ,,,sunt in direct??? Si imi aud vocea\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"711\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7689-1024x711.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7689-1024x711.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7689-300x208.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7689-768x533.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7689.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103, Gheorghe, ce-i cu taurul t\u0103u, \u0103la care nu mai avea putere?<br>\u2013 \u00cei bine, m\u0103, i-o dat veterinaru\u2019 tablete \u015fi acuma \u00ee\u015fi face treaba.<br>\u2013 \u015ei cum le zice la tabletele alea, m\u0103?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, cum le zice, dar\u0103 au gust mentolat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se int\u00e2lnesc 2 prieteni, unul rom\u00e2n \u0219i unul ungur.<br>Ungurul ii poveste\u0219te prietenului s\u0103u ce a p\u0103\u021bit:<br>\u2013 Ieri dus eu la restaurant \u0219i v\u0103zut acolo una blondine frumos tare: avea perul ca spicul gr\u00e2ului, titze suli\u021be!<br>Dus la ea \u0219i zis: \u201eVii cu mine la hotelul, dau la tine tot ce vrei!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dus noi la hotel, dus la camere, ea pus la dezbrecat\u2026 \u0219i inceput: pune ea perul spicului in cui,, scoate sutien \u0219i titze suli\u021be \u2013 erau chirpe!<br>Chind vezut la mine una ca asta, eu am zis ei: \u201eIoi fat\u0103! Se \u0219tii eu uitat p*\u021be acas\u0103!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103, Gheorghe, ce-i cu taurul t\u0103u, \u0103la care nu mai avea putere?\u2013 \u00cei bine, m\u0103, i-o dat veterinaru\u2019 tablete \u015fi acuma \u00ee\u015fi face treaba.\u2013 \u015ei cum le zice la tabletele alea, m\u0103?\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, cum le zice, dar\u0103 au gust mentolat. Se int\u00e2lnesc 2 prieteni, unul rom\u00e2n \u0219i unul ungur.Ungurul ii poveste\u0219te prietenului s\u0103u &#8230; <a title=\"Sunt la Radio?? Da doamna ,,,sunt in direct??? Si imi aud vocea\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3446\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sunt la Radio?? Da doamna ,,,sunt in direct??? Si imi aud vocea\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3449,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446\/revisions\/3449"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}