{"id":3442,"date":"2024-09-26T11:40:13","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T11:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3442"},"modified":"2024-09-26T11:40:16","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T11:40:16","slug":"cu-ce-va-ocupati-activitati-agricole-online-cum-adica-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3442","title":{"rendered":"Cu ce va ocupati? Activitati agricole online. Cum adica online!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"836\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7666-1024x836.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7666-1024x836.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7666-300x245.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7666-768x627.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7666.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un rabin si un preot ortodox aveau garaje alaturate.<br>Preotul, din smerenie, intr-o zi spala masina rabinului.<br>A doua zi il vede pe rabin cum ii taie cu un bomfaier teava de esapament a masinii sale.<br>Suparat intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ce faci rabine acolo? la care rabinul raspunde:<br>\u2013 Tu mi-ai botezat masina, eu ti-o tai imprejur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In fata unui dozator de cafea un politist observa cum un tip introduce o fisa, apasa un buton.<br>Tipul isi ia cafeaua si pleaca.\u00a0<br>Curios, politistul introduce si el o fisa, apasa un buton si-i cade cafeaua.<br>Foarte fericit acesta isi schimba toti banii in fise si incepe sa le introcuca in dozator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot baga fisa, apasa pe buton, lua cafeaua,o punea deoparte si iar baga o fisa si tot asa.<br>La un moment dat, un tip de la coada ce se facuse intre timp ii spune:<br>Hai domle odata ca m-am saturat de cand stau aici!<br>La care politistul ii raspunde:<br>Ce vrei ba, te oftici ca am noroc si castig??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un rabin si un preot ortodox aveau garaje alaturate.Preotul, din smerenie, intr-o zi spala masina rabinului.A doua zi il vede pe rabin cum ii taie cu un bomfaier teava de esapament a masinii sale.Suparat intreaba:\u2013 Ce faci rabine acolo? la care rabinul raspunde:\u2013 Tu mi-ai botezat masina, eu ti-o tai imprejur. In fata unui dozator &#8230; <a title=\"Cu ce va ocupati? Activitati agricole online. Cum adica online!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3442\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cu ce va ocupati? Activitati agricole online. Cum adica online!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3445,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions\/3445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}