{"id":3434,"date":"2024-09-26T07:19:23","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T07:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3434"},"modified":"2024-09-26T07:19:26","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T07:19:26","slug":"doua-blonde-la-supermarket-ia-uite-fata-pe-cutie-de-lapte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3434","title":{"rendered":"Doua blonde la supermarket: Ia uite fata pe cutie de lapte\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"964\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7657-1024x964.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7657-1024x964.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7657-300x282.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7657-768x723.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7657.jpeg 1037w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103, Gheorghe, ce-i cu taurul t\u0103u, \u0103la care nu mai avea putere?<br>\u2013 \u00cei bine, m\u0103, i-o dat veterinaru\u2019 tablete \u015fi acuma \u00ee\u015fi face treaba.<br>\u2013 \u015ei cum le zice la tabletele alea, m\u0103?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, cum le zice, dar\u0103 au gust mentolat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se int\u00e2lnesc 2 prieteni, unul rom\u00e2n \u0219i unul ungur.<br>Ungurul ii poveste\u0219te prietenului s\u0103u ce a p\u0103\u021bit:<br>\u2013 Ieri dus eu la restaurant \u0219i v\u0103zut acolo una blondine frumos tare: avea perul ca spicul gr\u00e2ului, titze suli\u021be!<br>Dus la ea \u0219i zis: \u201eVii cu mine la hotelul, dau la tine tot ce vrei!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dus noi la hotel, dus la camere, ea pus la dezbrecat\u2026 \u0219i inceput: pune ea perul spicului in cui,, scoate sutien \u0219i titze suli\u021be \u2013 erau chirpe!<br>Chind vezut la mine una ca asta, eu am zis ei: \u201eIoi fat\u0103! Se \u0219tii eu uitat p*\u021be acas\u0103!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103, Gheorghe, ce-i cu taurul t\u0103u, \u0103la care nu mai avea putere?\u2013 \u00cei bine, m\u0103, i-o dat veterinaru\u2019 tablete \u015fi acuma \u00ee\u015fi face treaba.\u2013 \u015ei cum le zice la tabletele alea, m\u0103?\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, cum le zice, dar\u0103 au gust mentolat. Se int\u00e2lnesc 2 prieteni, unul rom\u00e2n \u0219i unul ungur.Ungurul ii poveste\u0219te prietenului s\u0103u &#8230; <a title=\"Doua blonde la supermarket: Ia uite fata pe cutie de lapte\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3434\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua blonde la supermarket: Ia uite fata pe cutie de lapte\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3437,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3434\/revisions\/3437"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}