{"id":3426,"date":"2024-09-25T18:12:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T18:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3426"},"modified":"2024-09-25T18:12:54","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T18:12:54","slug":"ioane-te-gasesc-vinovatam-totusi-o-intrebare-pentru-tine-de-ce-pe-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3426","title":{"rendered":"Ioane te gasesc vinovat\u2026Am totusi o intrebare pentru tine: De ce pe ea??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"935\" height=\"817\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7637.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7637.jpeg 935w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7637-300x262.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7637-768x671.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 935px) 100vw, 935px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00e2nga un sat din&nbsp;<strong>Ardeal&nbsp;<\/strong>aterizeaza o&nbsp;<strong>farfurie zburatoare<\/strong>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autoritatile iau imediat masura de a anunta satenii despre acest eveniment si despre comportarea pe care trebuie sa o aiba daca \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cumva un extraterestru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDragi sateni, pe izlazul de l\u00e2nga&nbsp;<strong>satul<\/strong>&nbsp;nostru a aterizat o farfurie zburatoare. Daca din \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u00eent\u00e2lniti un extraterestru va sfatuim sa va pastrati calmul, sa nu \u00eencercati sa i\u00ee agresati \u00een vre-un fel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba din contra \u2013 fiti&nbsp;<strong>prietenosi<\/strong>&nbsp;si \u00eencercati prin gesturi si putine cuvinte sa&nbsp;<strong>comunicati<\/strong>. Ca sa \u00eei puteti recunoaste va informam ca extraterestrii sunt : MICI, VERZI, AU OCHII BULBUCATI SI M\u00c2INILE P\u00c2NA LA PAM\u00c2NT\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spre seara, Gheorghe era la coasa. Si cum cosea el vede un \u201comulet\u201d mic, verde, cu ochii bulbucati si m\u00e2inile p\u00e2na la&nbsp;<strong>pamint<\/strong>. Se apropie \u00eencet sa nu-l sperie si \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu\u2026 Gheorghe\u2026 cosas\u2026 cosesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care&nbsp;<strong>omuletul&nbsp;<\/strong>\u00eei raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu\u2026 Ion\u2026&nbsp;<strong>padurar<\/strong>\u2026 ma cac\u2026\ud83d\ude2f\ud83d\ude2f\ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cica intra un politist \u00eentr-o cofetarie ca sa-si cumpere ceva dulce pentru acasa.&nbsp;<\/strong>Se duce la v\u00e2nzator si zice:- Nu va suparati,&nbsp;<strong>bomboane&nbsp;<\/strong>este ?V\u00e2nzatorul se uita la el asa mai ciudat si \u00eei zice:-&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule, bomboane SUNT !A doua zi iar se duce&nbsp;<strong>politistul&nbsp;<\/strong>sa-si ia ceva dulce de la aceeasi cofetarie:- Nu va suparati, caramele este ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00e2nzatorul ofticat \u00eei zice:- Domnule,&nbsp;<strong>caramele&nbsp;<\/strong>SUNT !!Se duce politistul acasa si cade pe g\u00e2nduri: \u201cBai cred ca v\u00e2nzatorul ala vrea sa ma faca atent sa vorbesc civilizat cu \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>gata, asta e\u201dA treia zi se duce politistul fericit la aceeasi\u00a0<strong>cofetarie<\/strong>, cu fruntea sus si \u00eei spune\u00a0<strong>v\u00e2nzatorului<\/strong>:- Fiti amabil, rahat sunt?La care vanzatorul:- ESTI ca d-aia te-ai facut politist !!!\ud83d\ude1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u00e2nga un sat din&nbsp;Ardeal&nbsp;aterizeaza o&nbsp;farfurie zburatoare.&nbsp; Autoritatile iau imediat masura de a anunta satenii despre acest eveniment si despre comportarea pe care trebuie sa o aiba daca \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cumva un extraterestru. \u201cDragi sateni, pe izlazul de l\u00e2nga&nbsp;satul&nbsp;nostru a aterizat o farfurie zburatoare. Daca din \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u00eent\u00e2lniti un extraterestru va sfatuim sa va pastrati calmul, sa &#8230; <a title=\"Ioane te gasesc vinovat\u2026Am totusi o intrebare pentru tine: De ce pe ea??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3426\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ioane te gasesc vinovat\u2026Am totusi o intrebare pentru tine: De ce pe ea??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3426"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3429,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions\/3429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}