{"id":3410,"date":"2024-09-25T07:35:55","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T07:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3410"},"modified":"2024-09-25T07:35:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T07:35:58","slug":"a-trecut-aproape-o-luna-de-cand-n-am-mai-vorbit-cu-sotia-dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3410","title":{"rendered":"A trecut aproape o luna de cand n-am mai vorbit cu sotia? Dar???"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"902\" height=\"621\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7605.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7605.jpeg 902w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7605-300x207.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7605-768x529.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 902px) 100vw, 902px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Auzi, m\u0103i Bul\u0103, vrem s\u0103 tapet\u0103m camera de zi \u015fi e la fel de mare ca a ta. Tu c\u00e2nd \u0163i-ai tapetat c\u00e2te suluri ai cump\u0103rat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 20.<br>\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc.<br>Dup\u0103 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc:<br>\u2013 Auzi, m\u0103 t\u00e2mpitule, am cump\u0103rat 20 de suluri \u015fi 7 mi-au r\u0103mas \u00een plus.<br>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi mie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103ria s-a culcat \u00een pat \u015fi \u015fi-a desf\u0103cut picioarele:<br>\u2013 Ioane, \u00een\u0163elegi ce vreau?<br>\u2013 Da, \u00een\u0163eleg, vrei s\u0103 ocupi tu tot patul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>\u2013 M\u0103, Gheorghe, ce-i cu taurul t\u0103u, \u0103la care nu mai avea putere?<br>\u2013 \u00cei bine, m\u0103, i-o dat veterinaru\u2019 tablete \u015fi acuma \u00ee\u015fi face treaba.<br>\u2013 \u015ei cum le zice la tabletele alea, m\u0103?<br>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, cum le zice, dar\u0103 au gust mentolat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Un turist \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentereab\u0103 pe un localnic dac\u0103 sunt crocodili \u00een ap\u0103.<br>Acesta \u00eei r\u0103spunde ca nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Turistul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate \u015fi observ\u0103 ni\u015fte pete \u00eentunecate \u00een ap\u0103, la c\u0103\u0163iva metri de el. Se \u00eentoarce spre localnic:<br>\u2013 Sigur nu sunt crocodili aici?<br>\u2013 Nu, c\u0103 le e fric\u0103 de rechini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auzi, m\u0103i Bul\u0103, vrem s\u0103 tapet\u0103m camera de zi \u015fi e la fel de mare ca a ta. Tu c\u00e2nd \u0163i-ai tapetat c\u00e2te suluri ai cump\u0103rat? \u2013 20.\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc.Dup\u0103 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc:\u2013 Auzi, m\u0103 t\u00e2mpitule, am cump\u0103rat 20 de suluri \u015fi 7 mi-au r\u0103mas \u00een plus.\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi mie\u2026 M\u0103ria s-a culcat \u00een pat &#8230; <a title=\"A trecut aproape o luna de cand n-am mai vorbit cu sotia? Dar???\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3410\" aria-label=\"Read more about A trecut aproape o luna de cand n-am mai vorbit cu sotia? Dar???\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3410"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3413,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3410\/revisions\/3413"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}