{"id":3407,"date":"2024-09-24T19:02:29","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T19:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3407"},"modified":"2024-09-24T19:02:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T19:02:32","slug":"vine-ion-acasa-de-la-oras-si-zice-catre-maria-hotarat-marie-stinge-lumina-trage-perdelele-si-in-pat-iute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3407","title":{"rendered":"Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t: \u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t: \u2013<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage&nbsp;<strong>perdelele&nbsp;<\/strong>\u015fi \u00een pat iute!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, da mai am de lucru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac-am zis, am zis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vede Maria c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, se conformeaz\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se pune \u015fi Ion \u00een&nbsp;<strong>pat<\/strong>, trage plapuma peste ei \u015fi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 No, acum Marie, s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t ce&nbsp;<strong>ceas&nbsp;<\/strong>cu fosfor mi-am&nbsp;<strong>cump\u0103rat<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Doi maramureseni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<\/strong>\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!\u2013 Ma,&nbsp;<strong>Gheorghe<\/strong>, noi avem belet?\u2013 No.\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?\u2013 No.\u2013 N-avem bani, domn\u00a0<strong>controlor<\/strong>.\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine?\u00a0<strong>Bilet\u00a0<\/strong>nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?\u2013 Ce-avem, ma, Gheorghe?\u2013 Avem\u00a0<strong>abonament<\/strong>.\ud83d\ude27<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t: \u2013 \u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage&nbsp;perdelele&nbsp;\u015fi \u00een pat iute! \u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, da mai am de lucru. \u2013 Dac-am zis, am zis! Vede Maria c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, se conformeaz\u0103.&nbsp; Se pune \u015fi Ion \u00een&nbsp;pat, trage plapuma peste ei \u015fi zice: \u2013 No, acum Marie, &#8230; <a title=\"Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t: \u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3407\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t: \u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3409,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407\/revisions\/3409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}