Ce faci, Bul\u0103? De ce sapi groapa asta aici in poienita?
\u2013 P\u0103i am \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu gagica. Venim aici la picnic.
\u2013 \u015ei de ce sapi groapa?
\u2013 P\u0103i dup\u0103 ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m o s\u0103 facem dragoste \u00een natur\u0103, aici, \u00een poieni\u0163\u0103.
\u2013 Bine, bine, dar de ce sapi o groap\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i \u015ftii, gagica mea e coco\u015fat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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La pia\u0163\u0103, Ion vinde un coco\u015f. Un cump\u0103r\u0103tor \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Da\u2019 g\u0103inile le calc\u0103?
\u2013 Calc\u0103 g\u0103ini, ra\u0163e, hulubi, curcani, chiar \u015fi porci!
\u2013 Atunci de ce \u00eel vinde\u0163i?
\u2013 De la o vreme, se uit\u0103 chior\u00e2\u015f \u015fi la mine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u00centr-un spital din Rom\u00e2nia, un doctor \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe colegul s\u0103u:
\u2013 I-ai spus \u0103luia de la patul 5 c\u0103 mai are o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de tr\u0103it?
\u2013 Da! r\u0103spunde colegul.
\u2013 B\u0103\u2019, ce bulangiu e\u015fti! Era r\u00e2ndul meu\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ce faci, Bul\u0103? De ce sapi groapa asta aici in poienita?\u2013 P\u0103i am \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu gagica. Venim aici la picnic.\u2013 \u015ei de ce sapi groapa?\u2013 P\u0103i dup\u0103 ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m o s\u0103 facem dragoste \u00een natur\u0103, aici, \u00een poieni\u0163\u0103.\u2013 Bine, bine, dar de ce sapi o groap\u0103?\u2013 P\u0103i \u015ftii, gagica mea e coco\u015fat\u0103\u2026 ***La pia\u0163\u0103, Ion … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3405,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3406,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3404\/revisions\/3406"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}