Domni\u0219oar\u0103, dou\u0103 belete.
\u2013 Da, sigur, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde?
\u2013 Gheorghe, \u00eei spuniem?
\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domni\u0219oar\u0103, dou\u0103 belete, v\u0103 rog.
\u2013 Sigur, dar dac\u0103 nu-mi spune\u021bi unde merge\u021bi, nu am cum s\u0103 v\u0103 dau.
\u2013 Gheorghe, \u00eei spuniem?
\u2013 Ap\u0103i, spune-i.
\u2013 Noi merem la nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O studenta la examen, la teatru, este rugata sa execute un numar: sa fure ceasul de pe mana examinatorului, fara ca el sa observe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fata spune: Un cioban st\u0103tea sprijinit \u00een b\u00e2t\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u00e2ta era cam lung\u0103 \u015fi ciobanul st\u0103tea un pic pe v\u00e2rfuri. Un turist \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Bade parc\u0103 e cam lung\u0103 b\u00e2ta aia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cam lung\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ei de ce nu tai o bucat\u0103 din ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit eu s\u0103 tai o bucat\u0103 din ea, dar vezi tu, aici unde \u0163in eu m\u00e2inile, pretinu de la care o am o f\u0103cut ni\u015fte modele cu bri\u015fca \u015fi mi-e p\u0103cat s\u0103 le tai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar de ce nu tai de jos bade?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Doar nu mi-s nebun, c\u0103 aici sus mi-i lung\u0103, nu jos \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Domni\u0219oar\u0103, dou\u0103 belete.\u2013 Da, sigur, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde?\u2013 Gheorghe, \u00eei spuniem?\u2013 Nu. \u2013 Domni\u0219oar\u0103, dou\u0103 belete, v\u0103 rog.\u2013 Sigur, dar dac\u0103 nu-mi spune\u021bi unde merge\u021bi, nu am cum s\u0103 v\u0103 dau.\u2013 Gheorghe, \u00eei spuniem?\u2013 Ap\u0103i, spune-i.\u2013 Noi merem la nunt\u0103. Citi\u021bi \u0219i: O studenta la examen, la teatru, este rugata sa execute un numar: sa fure … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3398,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3399,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions\/3399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Cum indrazniti sa-mi cereti asa ceva?! Eu nu sunt hoata! Plec!
\u2013 Pleaca!
Iese trantind usa clasei dupa care intra inapoi si spune:
\u2013 Scuze, am uitat sa va dau ceasul inapoi\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n