Bancul zilei este momentul de relaxare de care ai nevoie pentru a \u00eentrerupe rutina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 merge la un restaurant mai prost cotat.
\u2013 Am comandat friptur\u0103 cu o felie de l\u0103m\u00eeie, zice Bul\u0103, dar nu v\u0103d friptura.
Osp\u0103tarul se uit\u0103 cu repro\u015f la Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Sub l\u0103maie v-a\u0163i uitat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr-un magazin iese un cumparator din cabina de masurat.
Vanzatorul:
\u2013 Nu, nu, acesti pantaloni nu vi se potrivesc deloc. Sunt oribili. Va aduc imediat alt model.
Cumparatorul:
\u2013 De fapt, eu probasem tricoul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tat\u0103, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eensor!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce?
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru ce? Ce-am f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ceri scuze!
\u2013 Dar de ce???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cere-\u021bi scuze, am zis!
\u2013 Te rog, da-mi, m\u0103car un motiv!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mai \u00eent\u00e2i cere-\u021bi scuze.
\u2013 OK, tat\u0103\u2026 iart\u0103-m\u0103!
\u2013 Perfect, acum e\u0219ti preg\u0103tit! Antrenamentul t\u0103u a luat sf\u00e2r\u0219it. C\u00e2nd \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi ceri scuze degeaba, atunci te po\u021bi \u00eensura!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bancul zilei este momentul de relaxare de care ai nevoie pentru a \u00eentrerupe rutina. Bul\u0103 merge la un restaurant mai prost cotat.\u2013 Am comandat friptur\u0103 cu o felie de l\u0103m\u00eeie, zice Bul\u0103, dar nu v\u0103d friptura.Osp\u0103tarul se uit\u0103 cu repro\u015f la Bul\u0103:\u2013 Sub l\u0103maie v-a\u0163i uitat? Intr-un magazin iese un cumparator din cabina de masurat.Vanzatorul:\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3396,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions\/3396"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}