{"id":3387,"date":"2024-09-23T12:32:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T12:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3387"},"modified":"2024-09-23T12:32:20","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T12:32:20","slug":"vine-un-tip-acasa-bautbate-la-usa-tu-esti-vasile-sotia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3387","title":{"rendered":"Vine un tip acasa baut\u2026Bate la usa tu esti Vasile??? Sotia:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"915\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7531-915x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7531-915x1024.jpeg 915w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7531-268x300.jpeg 268w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7531-768x859.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7531.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 915px) 100vw, 915px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Vasile.<br>\u2013 Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare. Da\u2019 sa vezi ce faza patesc: ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i. O caut peste tot, ma panichez, ma duc la receptie si aflu ca e in camera la Antonio Banderas. Ma duc acolo, bat la usa, deschide Antonio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Antonio, barbat bine: inalt, frumos, plin de muschi, brunet, ochi albastri, fara pic de burta. Cand colo, iese Maria mea dezbracata din baie! Cu tatele vai mama ei, curu lasat, cearcane \u2026\u2026. ba, mi-a fost o rusine de omul ala \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O s\u0103-mi dai voie, vecine, s\u0103 trec diminea\u0163a prin ograda ta, ca s\u0103 scurtez drumul \u015fi s\u0103 prind personalul de opt \u015fi cinci?<br>\u2013 Cu toat\u0103 pl\u0103cerea! \u015ei te asigur c\u0103, datorit\u0103 taurului meu, vei putea prinde chiar \u015fi acceleratul de \u015fapte \u015fi treizeci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnule doctor, am \u00eennebunit, am \u00eennebunit, AM INNEBUNIT!!!!!<br>\u2013 Sta\u021bi domnule, lini\u0219ti\u021bi-v\u0103 totul va fi bine; spune\u021bi-mi ce s-a \u00eentamplat?<br>\u2013 Aseara am fost la iubita mea \u2026..<br>\u2013 \u0218i atunci a\u021bi innebunit\u2026.???<br>\u2013 Nu domnule, nu\u2026 \u0219i ne-am iubit \u0219i ne-am sarutat \u0219i\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Atunci a\u021bi innebunit\u2026.?????<br>\u2013 Nu, domnule nu\u2026 \u0219i a venit b\u0103rba-su, \u0219i\u2026.<br>\u2013 A\u021bi \u00eennebunit\u2026.????<br>\u2013 Nu nene, nu, \u0219i am s\u0103rit de la balcon<br>\u2013 \u0218i a\u021bi innebunit\u2026.???<br>\u2013 Nu, nu, \u0219i ma \u021bineam de balustrad\u0103, at\u00e2rnam \u00een jos \u0219i a venit cu ciocanul \u0219i mi-a dat peste fiecare deget..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i atunci a\u021bi \u00eennebunit..?????<br>\u2013 Nu, a venit cu fierul de c\u0103lcat \u0219i mi-a dat peste fiecare degetel \u0219i\u2026<br>\u2013 Atunci a\u021bi \u00eennebunit?????<br>\u2013 Nu nene, nu\u2026 \u0219i a venit cu ap\u0103 fiart\u0103 \u0219i mi-a turnat \u00een cap<br>\u2013 Atunci a\u021bi \u00eennebunit ?????<br>\u2013 Am \u00eennebunit c\u00e2nd m-am uitat \u00een jos.<br>\u2013 \u0218i ce a\u021bi v\u0103zut????<br>\u2013 ERAM LA PARTER!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Vasile.\u2013 Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare. Da\u2019 sa vezi ce faza patesc: ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera. Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i. O caut peste tot, &#8230; <a title=\"Vine un tip acasa baut\u2026Bate la usa tu esti Vasile??? Sotia:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3387\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine un tip acasa baut\u2026Bate la usa tu esti Vasile??? 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