{"id":3378,"date":"2024-09-23T08:57:06","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T08:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3378"},"modified":"2024-09-23T08:57:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T08:57:09","slug":"in-troleibuz-o-tanara-se-intoarge-domnule-de-un-sfert-de-ora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3378","title":{"rendered":"In troleibuz o tanara se intoarge\u2026.Domnule de un sfert de ora"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7497-995x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7497-995x1024.jpeg 995w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7497-292x300.jpeg 292w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7497-768x790.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7497.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba Ioane, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge taurul!<br>La care Ion raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Taci fa, nu fi proasta, nu vezi ca sunt inaintea lui cu 5 ture?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotia in pat cu amantul\u2026 vine barbatul acasa si cand il vede,femeia ii zice:<br>-La ora asta se vine???\u2026.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care barbatul furios\u2026.<br>-Si asta cine e ,nenorocito??<br>-Nu,nu ,nu\u2026nu schimba subiectul!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un tip bag\u0103 capul pe u\u0219a frizeriei \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe frizer c\u00e2t timp trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tepte p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u0219i el tuns.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiind o zi aglomerat\u0103, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam dou\u0103 ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul pleac\u0103 gr\u0103bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste c\u00e2teva zile, acela\u0219i tip intr\u0103 \u00een frizerie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 din nou c\u00e2t timp&nbsp; va a\u0219tepta p\u00e2n\u0103 poate s\u0103 fie tuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiind iar\u0103\u0219i o zi aglomerat\u0103, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam trei ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul \u00eenchide u\u0219a \u0219i pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste c\u00e2teva zile, acela\u0219i om intr\u0103 \u00een frizerie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 peste c\u00e2t timp poate fi tuns, frizerul se uit\u0103 \u00een jur \u0219i r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cam o or\u0103 jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul se \u00eentoarce \u0219i iese gr\u0103bit din incint\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frizerul, deja curios, \u00eel roag\u0103 pe Ion, ucenicul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ioane, du-te un pic dup\u0103 el, c\u0103 vine de ceva vreme \u0219i tot \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t timp are p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fie tuns, dar nu se \u00eentoarce niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion pleac\u0103 iute pe urma individului. \u00cen jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 revine \u00een frizerie r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u00een hohote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frizerul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, unde se duce tipul dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 de aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion, \u00een genunchi de r\u00e2s, cu lacrimi \u00een ochi, ro\u0219u la fa\u021b\u0103, se uit\u0103 la frizer \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor. Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei. Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga: \u2013 Ba Ioane, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge taurul!La care &#8230; <a title=\"In troleibuz o tanara se intoarge\u2026.Domnule de un sfert de ora\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3378\" aria-label=\"Read more about In troleibuz o tanara se intoarge\u2026.Domnule de un sfert de ora\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3381,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions\/3381"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}