{"id":3374,"date":"2024-09-23T06:51:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T06:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3374"},"modified":"2024-09-23T06:51:54","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T06:51:54","slug":"intra-unul-intr-un-bar-si-comanda-o-bere-la-un-moment-dat-se-ridica-un-alb-de-la-o-masa-si-intreaba-stii-de-ce-esti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3374","title":{"rendered":"Intra unul intr-un bar si comanda o bere. La un moment dat se ridica un alb de la o masa si intreaba.Stii de ce esti\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"953\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7494-953x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7494-953x1024.jpeg 953w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7494-279x300.jpeg 279w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7494-768x825.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7494.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 953px) 100vw, 953px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca sa si o intalneste pe Maria, care isi pastea taurul. Evident, taurul Mariei sare pe vaca lui Ion. Dupa ce \u2018povestea\u2019 se incheie, Ion ii face cu ochiul Mariei, ii zambeste sugubat si o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce zici sa fac si io ce o facut taurul?<br>Atunci, Maria ii raspunde intepata:<br>\u2013 Fa ce vrei, Ioane! Doar ii vaca ta!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bul\u0103 particip\u0103 foarte interesat de subiect la ora de gramatic\u0103.&nbsp;<\/strong>Profesorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Acum s\u0103 vedem c\u00e2teva exemple de&nbsp;<strong>substantive&nbsp;<\/strong>de genul neutru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ionel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bidon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bravo,&nbsp;<strong>Ionele<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stilou\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Felicit\u0103ri! Se pare c\u0103 a\u0163i \u00een\u0163eles.&nbsp;<strong>Bul\u0103<\/strong>, po\u0163i s\u0103 ne dai \u015fi tu un exemplu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;<strong>Miere<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, cuv\u00e2ntul miere nu are&nbsp;<strong>genul neutru.<\/strong>&nbsp;De unde \u0163i-a venit? Uite, ca s\u0103 te convingi, num\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 un borcan, dou\u0103 borcane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca sa si o intalneste pe Maria, care isi pastea taurul. Evident, taurul Mariei sare pe vaca lui Ion. Dupa ce \u2018povestea\u2019 se incheie, Ion ii face cu ochiul Mariei, ii zambeste sugubat si o intreaba: \u2013 Ce zici sa fac si io ce o facut taurul?Atunci, Maria ii &#8230; <a title=\"Intra unul intr-un bar si comanda o bere. 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