{"id":3370,"date":"2024-09-22T12:29:19","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T12:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3370"},"modified":"2024-09-22T12:29:21","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T12:29:21","slug":"la-primarie-cati-copii-aveti-nici-unul-pai-sotia-spune-ca-aveti-patru-asa-spuneam-si-eu-inainte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3370","title":{"rendered":"La primarie: cati copii aveti?? Nici unul Pai sotia spune ca aveti patru. Asa spuneam si eu inainte\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7458-1024x810.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7458-1024x810.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7458-300x237.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7458-768x607.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7458.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ul vine din delega\u0163ie \u015fi so\u0163ia are trei b\u0103rba\u0163i \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u015ftie unde s\u0103-i ascund\u0103, \u00eei b\u0103ga \u00een trei saci \u015fi-i pune pe balcon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ul iese pe balcon s\u0103-\u015fi aprind\u0103 o \u0163igar\u0103 \u015fi vede sacii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce e cu sacii \u0103\u015ftia?<br>\u2013 A fost mama \u00een vizit\u0103 \u015fi ne-a adus c\u00e2te ceva\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ul trage un picior primului sac \u015fi din sac se aude: gui\u0163, gui\u0163!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A, un purcelu\u015f\u2026 e bun!<br>D\u0103 un picior \u015fi la al doilea, se aude: muuu,muu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A, un vi\u0163elu\u015f\u2026<br>D\u0103 un picior \u015fi la al treilea sac. Nimic. Mai d\u0103 una \u015fi mai tare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot nimic. Ia o lopat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea cu ea \u00een sac. Deodat\u0103, se<br>deschide sacul \u015fi iese un tip revoltat r\u0103u:<br>-Ba, t\u00e2mpitule, dac\u0103 tac, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0163i-a adus soacr\u0103-ta cartofi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un hot intra noaptea intr-o casa unde proprietarii erau plecati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum tocmai baga banii in sac aude o voce: \u201eIsus te priveste!\u201d Se uita el in toate partile si nu vede nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai incolo baga bijuteriile in sac si iar aude o voce: Isus te priveste!\u201d Se uita hotul si vede un papagal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papagalul ii zice \u201ePe mine ma cheama Moise da sa stii ca Isus te priveste\u201d. Hotul rade si intreaba\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce tampit isi boteaza papagalul Moise?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papagalul: \u201eAcelasi tampit care si-a botezat dobermanul Isus.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un local de politisti erau mai multi politisti si seriful pe scaun langa bar fumand un trabuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat intra unul in bar si tragand cu pistolul ii reteaza varful trabucului serifului spunand\u201dI`m Billy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vazand aceasta intamplare altul se se ridic si ii mai reteaza o bucata din trabucul serifului cu pistolul spunand\u201dI`m Jack\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi altul se ridica si il impusca pe serif in cap imprastiindu-i creerii peste tot spunand\u201dI`m SORRY!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u0163ul vine din delega\u0163ie \u015fi so\u0163ia are trei b\u0103rba\u0163i \u00een cas\u0103. Nu \u015ftie unde s\u0103-i ascund\u0103, \u00eei b\u0103ga \u00een trei saci \u015fi-i pune pe balcon. So\u0163ul iese pe balcon s\u0103-\u015fi aprind\u0103 o \u0163igar\u0103 \u015fi vede sacii: \u2013 Ce e cu sacii \u0103\u015ftia?\u2013 A fost mama \u00een vizit\u0103 \u015fi ne-a adus c\u00e2te ceva\u2026 So\u0163ul trage un &#8230; <a title=\"La primarie: cati copii aveti?? Nici unul Pai sotia spune ca aveti patru. Asa spuneam si eu inainte\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3370\" aria-label=\"Read more about La primarie: cati copii aveti?? Nici unul Pai sotia spune ca aveti patru. 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