{"id":3366,"date":"2024-09-22T10:22:13","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T10:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3366"},"modified":"2024-09-22T10:22:16","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T10:22:16","slug":"taticule-vreau-sa-ajut-un-om-in-varsta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3366","title":{"rendered":"Taticule vreau sa ajut un om in varsta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"975\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7453-1024x975.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7453-1024x975.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7453-300x286.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7453-768x731.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7453.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un mic sat din Polonia era o singur\u0103 vac\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentr-o zi a \u00eencetat s\u0103 mai dea lapte. Panica\u0163i, oamenii au \u00eentrebat peste tot \u015fi au aflat c\u0103 ar putea cump\u0103ra o vac\u0103 din Moscova cu 2000 ruble sau una din Minsk, cu 1000 ruble.<br>Normal, au ales varianta mai ieftin\u0103, o vac\u0103 din Minsk.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Era o vac\u0103 superb\u0103, d\u0103dea mult lapte gras \u015fi toat\u0103 lumea o \u00eendr\u0103gea.<br>Oamenii s-au hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 o \u00eemperecheze pentru a avea mai multe vaci la fel! Au adus a\u015fadar un taur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u00cens\u0103, c\u00e2nd taurul venea din dreapta s\u0103 se urce pe vac\u0103, aceasta se mut\u0103 la st\u00e2nga. C\u00eend taurul venea din st\u00e2nga, vaca se muta spre dreapta \u015fi tot a\u015fa, toat\u0103 ziua f\u0103r\u0103 nici un rezultat.<br>\u00cen final, \u00een disperare de cauz\u0103, oamenii s-au dus la rabin s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe ce s\u0103 fac\u0103! I-au spus povestea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Am \u00eencercat o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 \u015fi n-am reu\u015fit. C\u00e2nd taurul venea din dreapta, vaca se muta spre st\u00e2nga iar c\u00eend taurul venea din st\u00eenga, vaca se muta spre dreapta \u015fi tot a\u015fa. Ce s\u0103 facem?<br>Rabinul s-a g\u00e2ndit un moment \u015fi a \u00eentrebat:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A\u0163i cump\u0103rat vaca de la Minsk?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Rabinule e\u015fti fantastic! s-au mirat oamenii.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E\u015fti at\u00e2t de \u00een\u0163elept! Noi nu \u0163i-am spus de unde am luat vaca. Cum \u0163i-ai dat seama?<br>Trist, rabinul r\u0103spunde:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nevast\u0103-mea e din Minsk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>O doamn\u0103 cheam\u0103 dulgherul s\u0103 localizeze \u015fi s\u0103 repare un zgomot s\u00e2c\u00e2itor pe care-l auzea \u00een cas\u0103. Acesta vine \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cum se face c\u0103 acum nu aud nimic?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu e \u00eentodeauna: numai c\u00e2nd trece autobuzul pe strad\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u015ei de unde \u00eel auzi\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Din sifonier.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bun, am s\u0103 intru \u00een sifonier \u015fi c\u00e2nd trece autobuzul o s\u0103-mi dau seama ce este.<br>Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. \u00cenre timp apare si so\u0163ul doamnei acas\u0103 s\u0103 se schimbe c\u0103ci avea o \u00eent\u00e2lnire important\u0103. Deschide sifonierul \u015fi d\u0103 cu ochi de dulgher. La care acesta:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dac\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 a\u015ftept autobuzul, m\u0103 crezi?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un mic sat din Polonia era o singur\u0103 vac\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentr-o zi a \u00eencetat s\u0103 mai dea lapte. Panica\u0163i, oamenii au \u00eentrebat peste tot \u015fi au aflat c\u0103 ar putea cump\u0103ra o vac\u0103 din Moscova cu 2000 ruble sau una din Minsk, cu 1000 ruble.Normal, au ales varianta mai ieftin\u0103, o vac\u0103 din Minsk.&nbsp; Era &#8230; <a title=\"Taticule vreau sa ajut un om in varsta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3366\" aria-label=\"Read more about Taticule vreau sa ajut un om in varsta\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3368,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3369,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3366\/revisions\/3369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}