{"id":3362,"date":"2024-09-21T15:01:15","date_gmt":"2024-09-21T15:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3362"},"modified":"2024-09-21T15:01:18","modified_gmt":"2024-09-21T15:01:18","slug":"un-tip-se-grabea-la-wc-domnule-nu-vedeti-wc-e-cu-plata-cat-depinde-de-daca-e-de-10-10-lei-15-15-leitineti-100-caserita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3362","title":{"rendered":"Un tip se grabea la wc . Domnule nu vedeti ? Wc e cu plata! Cat?? Depinde de..daca e de 10 ..10 lei 15..15 lei\u2026Tineti 100! Caserita:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"971\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7434-971x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7434-971x1024.jpeg 971w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7434-284x300.jpeg 284w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7434-768x810.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7434.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 971px) 100vw, 971px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip se duce la doctor s\u0103-i cear\u0103 o tablet\u0103 Viagra. Doctorul \u00eel avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenghi\u0163it pastila va trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103, c\u0103 altfel nu va mai putea face dragoste niciodat\u0103.<br>Tipul pleac\u0103, ajunge acas\u0103, parcheaz\u0103 ma\u015fina, \u00eenghite tableta, intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi caute nevasta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 aceasta nu-i acas\u0103, d\u0103 disperat telefon doctorului, \u00eentreb\u00eendu-l ce-i de f\u0103cut. Doctorul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 prin cas\u0103 nu e vreo alt\u0103 femeie; menajera, guvernanta etc, tipul rpspunde:Este, dar pentru ea nu aveam nevoie de tablet\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un naturalist amator studiaz\u0103 un purice. \u00cel a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o foaie de h\u00eertie \u015fi strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sari!<br>Puricele sare.<br>Naturalistul \u00eei taie picioarele, \u00eel pune iar pe h\u00eertie \u015fi strig\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sari!<br>Puricele nu mai sare! Naturalistul noteaz\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dup\u0103 ce i se taie picioarele, puricele nu mai aude.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Copii cine \u015ftie, de la ce legum\u0103 ochii vi se umplu de lacrimi? A? \u015etie cineva?<br>Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da, Bul\u0103, spune!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare eu cred c\u0103 e cartoful?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bul\u0103, doar se \u015ftie c\u0103 de la ceap\u0103 te ustur\u0103 ochii \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hai doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu a\u0163i luat nici o lovitur\u0103 cu un cartof aruncat direct \u00een co..ie!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip se duce la doctor s\u0103-i cear\u0103 o tablet\u0103 Viagra. Doctorul \u00eel avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenghi\u0163it pastila va trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103, c\u0103 altfel nu va mai putea face dragoste niciodat\u0103.Tipul pleac\u0103, ajunge acas\u0103, parcheaz\u0103 ma\u015fina, \u00eenghite tableta, intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi caute nevasta.&nbsp; Dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 aceasta &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip se grabea la wc . Domnule nu vedeti ? Wc e cu plata! Cat?? Depinde de..daca e de 10 ..10 lei 15..15 lei\u2026Tineti 100! Caserita:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3362\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip se grabea la wc . Domnule nu vedeti ? Wc e cu plata! Cat?? Depinde de..daca e de 10 ..10 lei 15..15 lei\u2026Tineti 100! 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