{"id":3358,"date":"2024-09-21T11:13:01","date_gmt":"2024-09-21T11:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3358"},"modified":"2024-09-21T11:13:04","modified_gmt":"2024-09-21T11:13:04","slug":"vine-ion-acasa-intra-dar-in-casa-il-vede-pe-gheorghe-ce-faci-gheorghe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3358","title":{"rendered":"Vine Ion acasa . Intra dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.Ce faci Gheorghe?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"957\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7420-1024x957.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7420-1024x957.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7420-300x281.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7420-768x718.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7420.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un \u015fofer ce venea de la Sibiu spre Pite\u015fti opre\u015fte la popas pe Dealul Negru, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u015fi cere o sticl\u0103 de p\u0103linc\u0103 dreapt\u0103 de 90 de grade. \u00cencepe s\u0103 \u00eenjure, trage c\u00e2te o du\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi scuip\u0103 pe jos:<br>\u2013 B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f \u00een ea de Dacie!<br>Lumea de acolo:<br>\u2013 Aaa, ai Dacie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, sunt \u015fofer de camion. Sta\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 zic. B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f \u00een ea de Dacie!\u201d \u015fi iar scuip\u0103 pe jos P\u0103i \u00eentr-o curba am ie\u015fit de pe carosabil \u015fi opre\u015fte un dobitoc cu Dacia 1300 cic\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute, s\u0103-mi tracteze camionul \u2018tu-i gura mamii ei de dacie\u2019\u201d \u015fi iar scuip\u0103. La care pe mine m\u0103 pufne\u015fte r\u00e2sul, m\u0103 uit la el \u015fi-i zic: \u201eM\u0103, dac\u0103 tu tractezi camionul cu rahatul \u0103sta de ma\u015fin\u0103, io pe loc o iau in mine \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un \u015fofer ce venea de la Sibiu spre Pite\u015fti opre\u015fte la popas pe Dealul Negru, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u015fi cere o sticl\u0103 de p\u0103linc\u0103 dreapt\u0103 de 90 de grade. \u00cencepe s\u0103 \u00eenjure, trage c\u00e2te o du\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi scuip\u0103 pe jos:\u2013 B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f \u00een ea de Dacie!Lumea de acolo:\u2013 Aaa, ai Dacie? \u2013 Nu, sunt \u015fofer de &#8230; <a title=\"Vine Ion acasa . Intra dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.Ce faci Gheorghe?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3358\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine Ion acasa . Intra dar in casa il vede pe Gheorghe.Ce faci Gheorghe?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3361,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions\/3361"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}