{"id":3351,"date":"2024-09-20T16:48:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T16:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3351"},"modified":"2024-09-20T16:48:38","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T16:48:38","slug":"proaspat-casatorita-sotia-se-plange-sotului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3351","title":{"rendered":"Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului:<br>\u2013 M-am saturat. Eu fac mancare, eu spal, eu calc, eu fac curat in casa. De parca as fi o Cenusareasa.<br>\u2013 Ei, vezi draga mea, nu ti-am zis eu ca o sa iti ofer o viata ca in povesti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.<br>Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 din dulap \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 tip-til.<br>Sotul aude, se trezeste si-l vede :<br>\u2013 Tu cine mai e\u0219ti b\u0103 ?<br>\u2013 O molie!<br>\u2013 \u0218i cu blana ce-i, unde-o duci?<br>\u2013 O m\u0103n\u00e2nc acas\u0103 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului:\u2013 M-am saturat. Eu fac mancare, eu spal, eu calc, eu fac curat in casa. De parca as fi o Cenusareasa.\u2013 Ei, vezi draga mea, nu ti-am zis eu ca o sa iti ofer o viata ca in povesti? Nevasta \u0219i-a ascuns amantul \u00een dulap.Noaptea, amor\u021bit, \u0103sta \u00eembrac\u0103 o blan\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3351\" aria-label=\"Read more about Proaspat casatorita, sotia se plange sotului\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3352,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3351"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3353,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3351\/revisions\/3353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}