{"id":3340,"date":"2024-09-20T10:58:05","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T10:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3340"},"modified":"2024-09-20T10:58:08","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T10:58:08","slug":"vecine-ti-l-prezint-pe-varul-sotiei-mele-il-cunosc-anu-trecut-era-varul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3340","title":{"rendered":"Vecine ti-l prezint pe varul sotiei mele! Il cunosc Anu trecut era varul.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"907\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7363-1024x907.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7363-1024x907.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7363-300x266.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7363-768x680.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7363.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Draga tata, trimite-mi un milion (100RON), sa imi iau un dictionar foarte important.<br>Dupa trei zile primeste pachet de acasa, cu dictionarul de care zicea in scrisoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suparat ca nu a mers smecheria, il vinde cu 50 lei la anticariat si o tine in cheltuieli cu amicii, pana face toti banii de dictionar praf, cand, iata, scrisoare de la tatal sau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDraga baiete, sper ca iti prinde bine dictionarul, iar, daca ai studiat, intr-adeavar, vei vedea ca intre paginile lui ti-am pus si o bancnota de 100 Euro, sa te mai distrezi si tu cu fetele si prietenii.<br>Cu drag, tata.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie catre un venerabil batranel:<br>\u2013 Ma scuzati, nu am putut sa nu observ ce fericit aratati! Care este secretul longevitatii dvs.?<br>\u2013 Fumez trei pachete de tigari pe zi, beau cate o sticle de palinca, mananc numai slana si nu fac niciodata sport.<br>\u2013 Nemaipomenit ! Dar cati ani aveti ?<br>\u2013 25.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Draga tata, trimite-mi un milion (100RON), sa imi iau un dictionar foarte important.Dupa trei zile primeste pachet de acasa, cu dictionarul de care zicea in scrisoare. Suparat ca nu a mers smecheria, il vinde cu 50 lei la anticariat si o tine in cheltuieli cu amicii, pana face toti banii de dictionar praf, cand, iata, &#8230; <a title=\"Vecine ti-l prezint pe varul sotiei mele! Il cunosc Anu trecut era varul..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3340\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vecine ti-l prezint pe varul sotiei mele! Il cunosc Anu trecut era varul..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3343,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3340\/revisions\/3343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}