{"id":3335,"date":"2024-09-20T09:03:52","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T09:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3335"},"modified":"2024-09-20T09:03:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T09:03:55","slug":"iubita-mea-mi-au-dat-30-de-ani-o-gramada-de-timp-da-iubii-o-eternitateam-reusit-totusi-sa-vb-cu-judecatorulda-si-ce-a-zis-ca-de-fiecare-data","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3335","title":{"rendered":"Iubita mea mi-au dat 30 de ani..o gramada de timp..Da iubii, o eternitate\u2026Am reusit totusi sa vb cu judecatorul:Da si ce-a zis? Ca de fiecare data\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"990\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7356-990x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7356-990x1024.jpeg 990w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7356-290x300.jpeg 290w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7356-768x794.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7356.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 990px) 100vw, 990px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, o ardeleanca si o moldoveanca\u2026<br>Olteanca intra prima\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Olteanca da doua ture si se opreste\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intra apoi ardeleanca\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Ardeleanca da trei ture si se opreste\u2026<br>La sfarsit intra si moldoveanca\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste si tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Moldoveanca da cinci ture, se opreste si spune popii:<br>\u2013 Auzi, parinte\u2026 N-aveti cumva pe-aici vreo bicicleta, ca asa n-am nici un spor si ziua-i tare scurta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, o ardeleanca si o moldoveanca\u2026Olteanca intra prima\u2026\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?\u2013 Da, parinte!\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!Olteanca da doua ture si se opreste\u2026 Intra apoi ardeleanca\u2026\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?\u2013 Da, &#8230; <a title=\"Iubita mea mi-au dat 30 de ani..o gramada de timp..Da iubii, o eternitate\u2026Am reusit totusi sa vb cu judecatorul:Da si ce-a zis? Ca de fiecare data\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3335\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubita mea mi-au dat 30 de ani..o gramada de timp..Da iubii, o eternitate\u2026Am reusit totusi sa vb cu judecatorul:Da si ce-a zis? Ca de fiecare data\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3338,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3335\/revisions\/3338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}