La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania.<\/strong>Un student intreab\u0103:- Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?- Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci.Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu au deloc;- A doua: nu imprumuta bani celor care au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie de ei;- A treia: nu imprumuta proprii t\u0103i bani.\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.? \u2013 Da. \u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic. \u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103. \u2013 Cum a\u015fa? \u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3333,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3334,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions\/3334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}