{"id":3328,"date":"2024-09-19T19:24:26","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T19:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3328"},"modified":"2024-09-19T19:24:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T19:24:29","slug":"un-barbat-suna-la-linia-fierbinte-si-ii-raspunde-una-gemanad-el-o-intreaba-da-ce-faci-acolo-ea-gemel-ii-spune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3328","title":{"rendered":"Un barbat suna la linia fierbinte si ii raspunde una gemanad. El o intreaba. Da ce faci acolo? Ea : Gem!El ii spune:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"903\" height=\"973\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7347.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7347.jpeg 903w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7347-278x300.jpeg 278w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7347-768x828.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 903px) 100vw, 903px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un cuplu \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103 mergea pe serpentine\u2026<br>So\u021bia:<br>\u2013 Dragul meu, doresc s\u0103 divor\u021bez \u0219i motivul va fi impoten\u021ba ta\u2026<br>El, calm, m\u0103re\u0219te viteza\u2026<br>\u2013 La partaj voi cere casa, custodia copiilor, conturile din banc\u0103 \u0219i o pensie alimentar\u0103 foarte mare\u2026<br>El, m\u0103re\u0219te viteza\u2026<br>\u2013 Bine, dar tu nu-\u021bi dore\u0219ti nimic???<br>El:<br>\u2013 Am tot ce \u00eemi trebuie acum\u2026<br>Ea:<br>\u2013 Bine, dar ce ai tu \u0219i eu nu am???<br>La care el r\u0103spunde sur\u00e2z\u00e2nd:<br>\u2013 Airbag \u0219i centur\u0103 de siguran\u021b\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen Caracal, doi locuitori ai urbei lucrau la re\u0163eaua de electrificare \u015fi trebuia s\u0103 pun\u0103 un st\u00e2lp \u00een pam\u00e2nt.\u00a0<br>\u015eeful \u00eei vede c\u0103 au f\u0103cut groapa, apoi c\u0103 au m\u0103surat st\u00e2lpul \u015fi, apoi, pleac\u0103.\u00a0<br>C\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce, vede c\u0103 au pus st\u00e2lpul \u015fi unul dintre ei era sus pe st\u00e2lp \u015fi m\u0103sura.\u00a0<br>Nedumerit, \u015feful \u00eentreab\u0103:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Ce faci??\u2026\u00a0<br>\u2013 De ce \u00eel m\u0103sori din nou, c\u0103 doar l-ai m\u0103surat jos??\u00a0<br>La care muncitorul r\u0103spunde:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Da: jos i-am m\u0103surat lungimea, acum \u00eei m\u0103sor \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cuplu \u00eentr-o ma\u0219in\u0103 mergea pe serpentine\u2026So\u021bia:\u2013 Dragul meu, doresc s\u0103 divor\u021bez \u0219i motivul va fi impoten\u021ba ta\u2026El, calm, m\u0103re\u0219te viteza\u2026\u2013 La partaj voi cere casa, custodia copiilor, conturile din banc\u0103 \u0219i o pensie alimentar\u0103 foarte mare\u2026El, m\u0103re\u0219te viteza\u2026\u2013 Bine, dar tu nu-\u021bi dore\u0219ti nimic???El:\u2013 Am tot ce \u00eemi trebuie acum\u2026Ea:\u2013 Bine, dar ce ai &#8230; <a title=\"Un barbat suna la linia fierbinte si ii raspunde una gemanad. 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