C\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163a \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce \u00eel fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103\u2026 \u015eoferul ofteaz\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Mi-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u2026
\u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid\u2026 Am auzit \u015fi v\u0103zut de tot felul \u00een via\u0163\u0103, nu te teme c\u0103 m\u0103 po\u0163i ofensa, din nimica toat\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Sincer s\u0103 fiu, spune \u015foferul, am visat \u00eentotdeauna s\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103rute o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103\u2026 a\u015fa c\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mda, s-ar putea \u00eemplini visul t\u0103u, spune c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fii catolic \u015fi celibatar!
\u015eoferul, foarte excitat, spune:
\u2013 P\u0103i sunt! Sunt \u015fi catolic \u015fi celibatar!!!
\u2013 Bine, spune c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, opre\u015fte ma\u015fina pe dreapta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eoferul opre\u015fte, c\u0103lug\u0103rita se apleac\u0103 spre el \u015fi \u00eei aplic\u0103 un french kiss enorm\u2026
Dup\u0103 care \u00eel roag\u0103 s\u0103 continue cursa\u2026
\u015eoferul, emo\u0163ionat de momentul tr\u0103it \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103\u2026
\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u2013 \u00cel \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103icu\u0163\u0103, am p\u0103c\u0103tuit\u2026 te-am min\u0163it! Sunt evreu \u015fi c\u0103s\u0103torit!
\u2013 Deh, zice c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103, nu-\u0163i face probleme! \u015ei pe mine m\u0103 cheam\u0103 John \u015fi m\u0103 duc la un bal mascat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intra Maria in curte tipand:
\u2013 Ioane, imi lipsesc trei perechi de chiloti de pe culme!
\u2013 Stiu, copiii vecinilor i-au luat, ieri! Ii raspunde Ion.
\u2013 Si de ce naiba i-au luat?
\u2013 Se jucau de-a piratii si-aveau nevoie de niste vele pentru corabii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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