{"id":3321,"date":"2024-09-19T11:50:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T11:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3321"},"modified":"2024-09-19T11:50:32","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T11:50:32","slug":"o-femeie-la-urgente-doctorul-neputincios-ii-zice-sotului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3321","title":{"rendered":"O Femeie la urgente.Doctorul neputincios ii zice sotului:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"882\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7316-882x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7316-882x1024.jpeg 882w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7316-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7316-768x891.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_7316.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 882px) 100vw, 882px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tanar in sala de cinema, isi baga la un moment dat bag mana in buzunarul de la spate si vede ca-i lipseste portofelul.<br>Se uita in jur si atunci ochii i s-au atintit imediat pe singurul tigan care era pe-acolo:<br>\u2013 Hei, nu cumva stii unde mi-e portofelul? i-a zis.<br>\u2013 Ce?!\u2026 Ma vezi mai romanes, ma crezi si hot? raspunse el.<br>\u2013 Tu nu vezi ca suntem doar noi doi in sala?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara intreaba la scoala:<br>\u2013 Ghita zi-mi o propozitie.<br>Ghita:<br>\u2013 Oaia paste.<br>Profesoara:<br>\u2013 Bravo Ghita.<br>A doua zi zice profesoara:<br>\u2013 Ghita zi-mi o propozitie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ghita:<br>\u2013 Oaia paste.<br>Profesoara:<br>\u2013 Bravo Ghita.<br>A treia zi profesoara zice:<br>\u2013 Ghita zi o propozitie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ghita:<br>\u2013 Oaia paste.<br>Profesoara:<br>\u2013 Ghita, dar propozitia asta ai mai spus-o.<br>Ghita:<br>\u2013 Ba nu, ca asta e alta oaie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tanar in sala de cinema, isi baga la un moment dat bag mana in buzunarul de la spate si vede ca-i lipseste portofelul.Se uita in jur si atunci ochii i s-au atintit imediat pe singurul tigan care era pe-acolo:\u2013 Hei, nu cumva stii unde mi-e portofelul? i-a zis.\u2013 Ce?!\u2026 Ma vezi mai romanes, ma &#8230; <a title=\"O Femeie la urgente.Doctorul neputincios ii zice sotului:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=3321\" aria-label=\"Read more about O Femeie la urgente.Doctorul neputincios ii zice sotului:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3323,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3324,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions\/3324"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}